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Tue, 3 Nov 2009

lessons on how to sound like a complete New York buffoon from The Yankees Fan.

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" News -- way in adjusting time for the New York yankees' Tony Simmons World Series championship it's a cassette tape series entitled learn to talk like a yankees fans perfect for -- want your little ones -- sound like a complete Jumbo. You'll learn arrogance stupidity and of course that'll lovely New York accent."

" Nothing you can be Baghdad it's about -- We are good what good voice the way the -- crime."

" There is no minimum range limit because there's no intelligence required to sound like -- yankees fan. "

" Look look on his eyes. -- put together they --"

" Learning to speak like a yankees fan will give you unfounded confidence as well as away again also known as swagger. That. Off the -- in and learn poetry but don't worry it's nothing complicated nothing you could learn and a new York public school. "

" The holidays. Zero all the walls victory didn't come off."

" Learned a dogleg yankees fan and call your friends from your job site also known as the bathroom -- cleaning at the local middle school."

" yeah see -- probably. How -- Baldwin."

" Once you've mastered learn to. Like the Yankees fan -- one -- over the gazette and graduate to the advance to New York speaking style."

" That huge order you'll notebook market the -- must go. -- managers should give it right away you double."

" It's learned to talk like a yankees fans are available now."

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