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" How good evening. That -- it. -- legacy good evening while the programs. We have. A full compliment of people that while I enjoyed officials back -- where -- Bosnia update it's in itself when you come respectively. I'll look at. Great country the First Amendment received. It's hard to get a handle on this here what you Arizona right Hewitt agree --"

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" You peel off the rank and that's the most people do well I think. I showed. Gary Miller went to. It's the that was Cleveland it was. Wrapped up a cup. That's battle like you know it it's like anyway or use our -- PO window of the Palestinian. There's most of the ball. I don't know any I would know but that put in any event tape back from vacation and hard earned vacation to form. It's surprising some content 1005. -- can even afford a vacation right. Somehow you know he's able to do scripting in saving. Enough. He can credit card. We have the introduction Rasheed Wallace today a lot of people very impressed by that move that they can its comic big difference for the the Celtics. Career fifteen point averaged almost seven rebounds a game a couple of assists per game almost. Last year. Okay not quite so good via scoring but he uses seven point one rebounds. Averaging 32 minutes gates has lost hole at global it's -- pretty consistent last three years -- right around twelve and seven. And now via the power rankings the latest power rankings of course of people do these things you around to help our team as -- and it doesn't matter pulling -- but. Lakers are number one. -- cavaliers are -- through. And the Celtics are number three while I would played to lakers -- Celtics. Would go Celtics -- lakers to blatantly -- YouTube. An additional run tennis pretty good move that's just me. Now there's a few interesting stories to that we by the way just so you know. The Red Sox at 51. And 3318. Games. Over 500 for winning percentage of 607. Swells as humans. The Dodgers. The Yankees yes. Which go back to yours I don't. So this -- go back to Arizona you'd closet yankees read it's so gross. Brad Penny takes of the field tonight. He of the six and three record and what's his face and Luke who chamber which is so should know it's haute chamber. It looks like horse have fire verdict doubled from ways hawk about HO CH EY notice. He's been around for -- that it is on the royals never. Will talk about. Pitching tonight for. Any respect for the four game series against the royals commencing this evening. At 710 is -- we have every single -- where the game goes on if there's something happens exciting to look at but before that. -- makes beer course Tim Clark and he united will talk to Chris Meyer Chris Meyer is the producer. The loss out of Havana. Louie -- story and what an unbelievably tremendous room it is dark about -- at the premiere it. Back in Cambridge -- summer it was summer. And I mean I'm telling you right now this is something I guess is gonna be shown on to a network TV little while but it's also going to be out there and movie theaters for a few weeks that's right suggests -- I just has my absolute -- endorsement. Not just because hello Louis Tia but because it's a soul well done it's such a compelling story about how Louis -- got year. And queries incidents forty and you know this entire life story. In his return to Cuba were tremendous from our Christmas -- About 7 o'clock tonight. In the meanwhile we'd -- you money that you like talk about world sports -- for that matter if you if you heard me say is we do give advice to. Free advice. About anything. Really the mail in -- yeah it's not just social etiquette and you know dating advice or artists -- anything I give advice and anything you know -- car problem that's fine. Insurance -- he got an issue with what the neighbors out on dvd -- mystery house just keep in mind that went something like markers on your guy your with from the free advice. -- Access to the the experts idol you know find them get them on their get an answer I don't know the answer myself -- the -- find. Source and what's your neighbor has a whistle thing Scott. You know one of those so what's that called. That that was. Yes. If people -- These little metal devices in their tail pipes to make their cars obnoxious loud and legal. It's -- Oakland California news story came -- country. Slurs and that's. Why are you that I was just makes a lot of noise awake of people Beecher. Get. I can't answer that question. Why anybody would wanna -- that it was -- at the seems to know the other thing I find most obnoxious in right now in modern culture is is. Drivers with cell phones now I have hands free technology in my Ford. It's called the sync technology where you don't -- you just talked into the thing and because we -- on you know you know. So it doesn't endanger -- doesn't slow you down it doesn't endanger the drivers. But every single time I get behind some -- Striving stupid or slower taken -- two lanes just meandering back and forth and don't have a purpose in mind. Every single time. It's somebody who's on the phone. Now where I understand that you know I'm not against I'm not I'm not for rules or laws that say you can't beyond the cellphone a dispute which people get their act together. And if they're going to be on the cellphone then concentrate on the driving first. So of the united jerk because it's inevitable I know most people would agree Meehan. Idiots on cellphone -- tool are you could Roberts on cellphones without the respect they left the talk more than we don't phones."

" venue ATF Vegas strip because people hanging out the windows with cameras camera phones. Mine that's much. I just have their front of the only."

" The people I care about driving new ones up front what's behind he's not important. Our telephone numbers show -- six point 777 -- defeated -- 525 jury fifteen she is a Celtic. Red Sox are row looking to win again -- against the royals and what else we got Sean in the car that's -- we got a lotion on."

" Hey Mikey what it is first -- we're talking do you absent. --"

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" Are you it's got good stop Israel bishop are completely -- such -- earlier this year."

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" They'll see it got a bright future have a we'll -- tonight."

" Well a sport three this year with a five point oh wait series obviously because some improvement but. You know it's the first he's off time the winning a Slovenian pitcher in history of the Kansas City Royals."

" Well it might be an all time winningest pitcher in history of the royals. It's -- decade anyway and I wouldn't be surprised a lot of hunt know let you know so much about the -- Just finished baseball bats all the who's that. Might early keepers -- parliament to extract it."

" Okay every sport in Denver Colorado September 15 19839. You know everything. Video shown us is born in Denver Colorado good pitcher. Who better leverage -- re right Allen yeah it Ray -- Now notice that you're the one airline that the wanna -- the big show opened today I did hear that I thought you immediately."

" You know it's funny I checked email and there's tons of emails saying -- presents Halladay now. But you six holiday none out it's Roy Halladay you sing holiday I wasn't doing that I would say that'd."

" It really pisses me off when I hear people who claim to know anything about baseball call up station and say you voted to -- go to -- holiday. I wanna go to their house and give them such a smack. Yeah in -- most of mispronounce that. It's terrible. As of its last night -- You would you have any respect for baseball and called show and wants to talk about Albert who Joel's. What's the same thing it's the -- all this so it won't -- pronounce it. Bobby."

" As a cold -- big blobby. Listen I was -- because that there are couple or trade proposal now ready. What do you think about Tony Allen and Scalabrine potentially should be that what walker located -- war. Market can be will be an expiring contract."

" Do you are you serious that's only one cent a share a year. John the John Ryder doesn't think you're series Bobby. Because there's no way in hell that the clippers who will want to Tony Allen's Scalabrine who will say who would actually. Lisa Marcus Camby originally I."

" Either through asset markets can't be -- you know big gunman exactly and off they would have no need to make the trade anymore -- What -- Houston declining looted art McGrady and you know got injury. As the -- fallen apart and every building. Do you think could be about the other try to make a move it's Shane Battier."

" Alex Shane Battier is defensive player but I don't think -- Scalabrine Tony Allen and -- that's gonna get it done them in."

" What you just noted that it -- potential opt for the truth you know well. I didn't read it."

" Another team through and have a tough time. -- in the NBA let me ask you some -- them seriously what value does Tony Allen -- right now and for that matter Brian Scalabrine."

" Well neither one of them really have any value I didn't mean as far as I'm in Houston we've built. You wouldn't be in the money but -- can as opposed to waiting since 2000 at all I think when Shane Battier comes off the book. They've already lost but they'll probably get rid of McGrady and up depending on the outcome -- the rebuilding. So why not try to get that group the group -- better the better inaudible while they were in the process to rebuild."

" I guess I just what that that is for me stronger offer that is from the Celtics Scalabrine serves are good role with the Celtics but. You know it -- meaning he's fine and what he does off the bench for the Celtics but I don't think a lot of teams would have too much interest I mean or need. Right now with a -- calendar Gade -- news gives me but you. -- you -- of the other one it will listen my brother and big issue thank you. You know we'll listen every -- the -- you know why we have five action packed hours every night will pretty much listening anything -- in -- Tony."

" A guy Howard York today good how are you good good good oil concern might seek it let's go out to -- schedule right now and you know what -- at a position as -- somebody's theory you boot into that last game I mean that left of where McCain was a well. And you know that's one place. With a lot of -- highest payroll in the view based -- you know ops against said that. In and average. You know."

" When Santa Paula hold on let me stop you here -- the just interject a little bit of logic into the conversation. The Red Sox lead the American League in wins."

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" Or -- does doesn't mean there won't be five games up again MBI you know you your I think -- beetle too harsh on the boys."

" Well I picked up a little concerned about and also it's I don't see any popped. Aren't seeing it play actually so the last week and struggle to score two."

" Well it had Youkilis and in this homestand and in particular has been in a bit of Islam. You have one game where you're missing Pretoria that you had day who was in a slump which has come out of that slump you had top rated two month slump he's come out of it. Yeah not everybody contributes every day of every baseball season."

" Which yeah come on net and you know it's not like -- stole up to chart a truck coming I applaud delegate fight it -- but not. Ought to try."

" You don't wanna hear some Tony I've never even seen a freak in turn up truck."

" Well Abbott a -- well well well. But Eric my point is the -- is that they should be pull it away now because the Yankees. And I I will be artist I do not they -- it Teixeira but I would absolutely want absolutely -- because Teixeira would. Meet they're so much better right now because. All that cavity was our early there let's start getting not to. Part of that spot it's not like to do a comparison. It was sixty almost zero. But but it all -- just to start that they don't have pop pop. -- go to school. Coach Dick Dick struggle school Mikey I don't I don't like doing."

" I don't I think they're probably the top five runs they aren't the third and OK so that third -- thirty runs scored is that I paid a big problem do you Tony."

" Well you know maybe gives -- traditions well. -- crunch bar and Jim you know I've been good this year all Rudolph read along."

" grow its identity it's got one way or the other you know is always you win -- lately but I think they'll snap."

" I bet and I agreed to keep France is really good what look at the popular YouTube Nazi blog for the gap. All those between the two outfielders could recover so much club especially if."

" Although it Jason -- there was one last there was one last night that Jason Bay I cautioned -- to catch on and now matter how else are you how many. Many would have been anywhere near catch it because. But but Jason Bay looked to me like you lose -- it bounced off the wall -- hop and I thought he could've caught that ball last about it criticized -- been too great this year."

" Don't what don't like you know concern to the chips to upgrade any position on -- on this key. Will be follow -- but often will get version the benefit of the play. Okay -- them assurance do any -- that can't let me explain. To -- great clock -- Alltel the old one of those bench guys that that benefit verses to -- Player like that it's too much -- cost too much yet to really make your offense to any better. Because it's such a jar of offense. -- in the majors this year there's so many guys that -- data -- to eat since that I believed to cost a lot and is coming close to legal low cost pitching especially the -- like it can we really. To -- great any duplication. And you know."

" This guy Leland the -- Adam Smith on the phone the invisible hand yes. Tony and invisible hand."

" I'm not that I can talk about."

" Part of the wealth of nations that it's a Peewee Herman -- his I don't know if you do Adam Smith was I know I know you do yet easily get to Cuba put the the yin Yang of the entire route. Market values and supply versus demand the -- the is where where that or those lines cross that's where the prices. You know the price of supply demand supply to be able will have a crossed. When -- at the port to which they cross that's where is such a price in in modern economics. Exactly Tim smart and outlook. Course."

" Good good Mikey loves to show you where the most -- baseball individual on the station and that's -- typically are set. To. When people said he boxer X number games over 500. -- the wrong because. They've played -- before game. 84 provided no excuse me he he do right about 189. And you know you -- baseball better than 91."

" Yeah but I'm not gonna change the way everybody in the world by say a recession nine games over 500 in his native 5133. I'm the Warner's gonna look like an idiot I'm I'm gonna -- the way embryo he says that despite you being technically right Eric. Because what you want isn't -- the biggest no brainer in the history of urge your packet net -- And everybody understands where you understand about that but they still say it that way AT and otherwise here's what they -- 53333. That's 500. So they want the next eighteen games dvds over 500 and that's what we're talking about."

" I hear I Geary come from a -- regard maybe can answer this one form of course I can are right so. Pitcher is not penalized one field makes an Arab Iran doesn't count -- ERA USY about a penalized YCEO 41 and reached on an error."

" Because the -- he was the beneficiary of the the the base. But not through any hitting prowess of his own. More more by the error by the fielder who's given a gift. So why should -- count on his batting average."

" Well why why why shouldn't ideal for disease and -- out. Should Bob Netflix whom and a double play it's just you know I think 190 need to have a a show about all of us the -- he ruled in baseball that don't make any excess."

" Well I know there's a few of them but that that's not the -- would lose any sleep over."

" There are much as one of those. Others think you know what I mean it just it doesn't make a lot of sense beat you know picture doesn't get penalized the 100000. You know you -- round of penalized bolster penalized neither."

" No because they're using okay the ground ball to short the guy picks up throws over the first baseman had I mean -- nation that should -- hitter getting hits. He won a batting title on that yeah."

" Right note should be here is there Richard topic should be -- and reached on an error. So it doesn't affect the batting average -- are negatively yet bulky reaches if you region on two hours like you don't you're. You know all for all for -- street that's been reached and three walks so you're all for three but the values carefully they're both reached and three walks yet -- played here."

" That's different walk in the hit batsman that's a good thing right now. I'm never gonna get a chance it."

" Exactly but you know also the -- doesn't count against synthetic aperture and help for his batting average he reached on an hour or so he had -- plate appearance but he does."

" Are no I I just I don't know I think you depict him. Are they don't I don't admit is Eric. Look it up it's awful. Everywhere they use that term -- gross thanks for call it is though. -- That's just. Minutes it's a very commonly used frees. Him. Anyway day using Gloucester who wrote Dave your next."

" My UT no doubt be the -- Know you. Yeah you turn your radio down. -- and I'm really really great you could. So I would want whatsoever I think this second time cards Internet but the -- loved the show. Yeah. Baseball guy and I'd much study and not the best. Obviously agree and the question well what -- Kentucky trying to end that Oprah."

" About even Ichiro Suzuki. Ichiro Suzuki. -- used dangerous is not yeah that is. Suzuki Suzuki. My -- and he didn't Ichiro Suzuki -- about a now."

" Why do you -- overlaps your title this contract it'll do new. You just can't get -- and lower legal and easily in the league minimum -- got a call at 8 o'clock pop."

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" I think they got a guy though and senator fear for Israelis are planned right now yeah. I think they're offset contractually they're all mapped out against JD true they got their you know center fielder Ellsbury who by the way has but he's on pace to break the Red Sox all -- orbit Bay's record. -- have one."

" You got -- it doesn't. Immelman on the lineup and -- it -- shows special a lot of bottom don't mean. Got wiped -- not happy JD -- we have a paper. Down to 49 but --"

" That so I do I agree that the whole heartedly that teachers are repaid with the ten million dollar year player but so he had to resort there at the game."

" About finally got a beautiful -- look -- of people inaudible others. You know what you see them but maybe not backup guy that's fine but not far away we know -- didn't it was."

" He's got -- stay he's gonna stay in Seattle recessionary give their all set for August and have been breaking news breaking -- illness sickness but now breaking news -- shot writer John go ahead and thanks -- Pedro Martinez's agent is currently negotiating a contract with the Phillies. In sports news breaks we we'd have it sees that WEEI Sports Radio network I don't like you guys like sound like just so you know nitpicking it as it's defined according to Wikipedia which is the only source. Nitpicking is the act of removing bits. From the year hair as the and its -- bits of the eggs of lights. Generally headlights. As the nets are submitted to individual hairs they cannot be removed would most lights homes and be form of this is routes. Before modern chemical methods were invented the only options were to shape of the -- hair or to pick them free one. Now nit pickers. -- we got to take a break here Chris Myers here he's a producer extraordinaire of the new Louie -- lost some of Havana film and of course one of the Farrelly Brothers closest most important allies in this world. And Chris is gonna join -- talk about Louise movie and other things. When we come back also letting -- he and house. Not yet he's not -- house he's let -- must be nitpicking."

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