D&C Opening Segment 7-1

" If it weren't for what happened last night that nobody saw I would start with three juicy Michael Jackson admits this morning. But I must defer and talk sports leagues for a minute talks -- Red Sox up 91. Fourth any rain delay 71. Minutes in -- most of the belt and missed Baltimore Oriole history racer and five out of five -- right here I'm gonna survive I barely made it two -- five and up meet two based on the fact that people with a solemn voice this morning if you were up and listening to us. My guesses. Percent chance you can -- Annapolis."

" I mean it's not just that was Lleyton just it was a rain delay it was a blow it was a five -- blow out and I was now watch this problem is it anybody this in my body. -- and and -- this would give us on this would give this whole visit to Baltimore and it's not their call but somehow persuaded the umps to call the game yeah. Would that have been great as it was on foreign half measure. -- have you contagious -- this -- looks like it's just not going to let -- game all over you know you'd see you'd see Francona commode that you would. And which is neglect is great controversy and that would be lot of fun for us you know that's what it's about us right correct. Unfortunately and call the game go -- and unfortunately. The Red Sox. They delayed for an hour in supplements. Eleven minutes and then they came back and played yeah and have you ever been. This surprised in the morning often. We wake up after west coast games Namibia too late Monday night games that you watched the first the key groups have you ever. In your life in the surprise no -- gore in the morning it was. The greatest comeback or last place team over first place team."

" In baseball. History greatest comeback in -- or real mystery that's like hundred so years you know out the check on the number. Greatest comeback ever. Last place team over first and here. Here is it and not feel I can't believe -- what you missed. When Dustin Pedroia singled senators scored Bailey. That it and one rips off Scott doubled now and one of the orioles' Scott doubled to right -- scores and two. Cells are homer to left three run homer and five. PA's sequences. And five PH singled to center and six. Leaders singled to left scorched two or one and seven wicket we ain't him it's. -- why. -- Roberts singled to left 109. And apple to beat them -- core two. -- See you -- and you awesome is that night. First and second and instantly cool jays and say yeah yeah yeah Jewish well very credible."

" And expect good things from Houston who get even if you're awake even appear huge fan. You stay with this game."

" said he died one Baltimore that's the lock of the century. Rubbed bronze with a with a shot down bullpen alleged two point 89 you are that was somewhat agree this is you can you know you'll -- attacks the bullpen a -- one -- sit there relax -- brought -- oh yeah that's a good idea but certainly. Having used the -- repair bring him back. Like all the -- Yeah that is the same game and it's like -- had students Pedroia had to its Youkilis had through yet Ortiz had two hits Ellsbury had three. Bailey had three totaled sixteen and they lose the game eleventh."

" I was sitting there you know obviously watched the first in five innings and this is worst in interleague game Baltimore -- in their pitching that was terrible -- in Rich Hill from. Marlboro Milbury Milbury -- Middleton. Middleton right yeah yeah right -- or the middle bury one of those Rich Hill was serving batting practice. In that -- disputes of the -- Where he sizzle -- and plus it's. Fun walk. Andy's these rate and I mean all is just taken turns running back -- Against these dreadful Baltimore pitchers exit isn't all that tired she's used it. Tired she's good refused to break back to Washington Nationals. For crime so let's go cross -- that -- Washington Clinton nationals. And come back and beat them it is against what makes sports so great."

" Yeah but even if you -- are not inclined to go to blanket bay and get some sleep. Which are looking for something a little more competitive at that point some other California and some other show watching a -- our friends do it to watch the you know."

" The procession the Michael Jackson. Funeral of -- procession which has begun yet."

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" Started an -- yet but it it -- 250 miles all the parties that Al Sharpton Danson. Well we it was dancing at the ball where do you follow in new York and why it was in New York why as the abandoned Joe Jackson let's go. The answer is Michael let Joe jets about as well sharpens us that's it I'm out of here nothing to -- that's all he needed here -- doesn't have a piece of rates records. Dot com. And at -- I don't -- I don't even higher even -- how many people leave. -- state of the eighty year old. That's most of the children but it was mother. Why would you -- that take care for children right. Which I guess makes sense one I would first all the guys abused them even while I was exposed lead some that is. Tyrant like. Not but he elected to a mom even -- TiVo. Yeah -- That's dale Utah and they'll. Take a yeah we were speculating that this is going to be -- state. A freak is -- showed a beat the ball. It is and not -- let your freak -- beat the ball. It would be a protracted freak show yeah stretched out over 150 miles -- doing this they envision this as a few new aerial version. Of the OJ white bronco deal and television helicopters in the year watching processional. State police take the coffin from Los Angeles to Neverland Ranch 151. -- are -- Everett some decent this is a cultural thing this is the way you know we celebrate. -- at the body -- and it is -- Yeah it's gonna -- He's the."

" Michael Jackson will lie in state at his Neverland Ranch in an ornate. Gold colored coffin. And he will be wearing one of his trademark drug major customs. A single white glow. The extravagant funeral plans are underway they include having his body being transported from the Jackson family compound that would be in Encino. Under ultra tight security and escorted by the California highway police tomorrow. To his beloved home neverland. His coffin will be transported. Out what's inside the gates of neverland this while ago his coffin will be transported. On a white horse drawn carriage. Within the compound up there. The body will be displayed in the open casket for thousands of mourning fans walked by on Friday road trip. Road trip to Beverly I don't see one it's a little slow -- here now when you're a sick today up. Want to pick today often benevolent the casket will be roped off those paying their respects will get to stare at their fallen star dressed as they remember him best. -- a star studded funeral will be held on Sunday. Some of the major details have yet to be worked out amid bickering among relatives and here I don't the first yesterday who said it per -- today. The reverend news -- used that term loosely. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are battling tooth and nail over who will officiate and deliver the eulogy on Sunday. Not only the beat by like cats and dogs on this deal. There is chaos and confusion surrounding the entire thing so apparently -- not. Stacy brown so everybody's -- of buying and positioning and and and posturing. So it'll say so -- right."

" By contrast the fair -- funeral was class he and somber ya and and much much -- drum major. Outfit Marla Maples. Cheryl Tiegs Kate Jackson -- cougars Stuart mile cougars who and the -- famous people on the -- bombers not that many amused look and -- And Ernie Hudson. You know it's a ghost busters on his -- Dick van Patten on now. You know you don't have that many celebs you'll communal when -- in patent gets invited AC closed its that -- Agassi -- invited. -- Connecticut to -- the back here. But I was of well accounts of a classy dignified affair. Which we'll stand in stark contrast to the reach yeah yeah yeah those are -- when it's time well what the tickets go on sale at that it should that McCall ace."

" Right now Friday is the writing is the processional the mr. dragon is -- the highway. On Friday. And in the big thing that apple on Sunday so this is the -- on -- at select. Like cat in. The could it with a certain pockets but that's the -- There bubbles I have to be honest aptly if you -- well accounts was close friend yeah Michael Leland Irving. See little Joe just master bait I don't you have all the stories we're gonna get to this yeah I -- its enemy and -- One of the big stories yes that we knew Michael wasn't the those children not the biological. Parents. Everett -- notes at least that was the exe and adopt the kids either about Pete took care of Columbia which is scary anyways that -- these two children and children via Portland Debbie -- was more correct shoot the vessel sent them right she's and she's the only honest person here she sold my own. His kids there he gave him exploding. She's currently wanted to gratuitously mean -- rightly or right I was just reading -- So why couldn't Michael we find out the plastic surgeon today it was fun at the plastics that's right which surprised Monday. But that was it -- winter that was. My guests Arnold -- I don't uncle Arnold line is that martz wanted blood. Q the surprise last week's yeah blast although she's. One of the mothers. That's true. The Astros at him via row right now if she was just the public so some we don't know eggs. And and -- dermatologist Arnold Klein. -- Michael Jackson's attorney white doctor. It's a violation of hippocratic -- and I mean it's it's it's unethical. Doctor. Doctor fathered a child with his Secretary Rice said. And there are -- yeah and nobody touched everybody. What you Michael BI couldn't be. Impregnate. One kids. Mean we know we didn't touch. Lisa -- program. That's wrong -- Neither did the plastic surgeon right discuss the pause here yeah sperm somewhere but he Macaulay Culkin. Got into a room together. That's. -- the father didn't want to be biological. Maybe he didn't want. His children. Look like before he turned white. But he did let his children to look like his father looks like which is what trying to get my kids don't like that doesn't capital limited. He was -- adorable little yup but before it destroyed his his -- knows yet but meters it's it's much richer features copper. I mean he he he it's everything it's it's. What's the gene pool yeah exactly so we wanted white kids one white it just walked in went and option agency's argument and -- to go to the scam that they were used its. But no one did not for an instant went out at the mask slow witted and well that's true to admit I always mask. -- that a blanket over the over the balcony. Like it over -- and -- the fact that -- Yangtze the blonde hair that night it it's true he -- He wanted white kids want of people that they were black it correct Michael Jack we're -- doctors liberty dermatologist Arnold -- Has been identified as -- sperm donor. Project on prince Michael and daughter Paris Michael the doctor's office assistant Debbie -- with a surrogate mom meaning."

" She said that sperm -- we put the horses that at my it's achieved its other saying there was an -- implantation I don't know what that any and that means available in -- means that they do -- in the -- the -- the -- I don't I don't want to know I don't know I mean the kids are better off that Michael's not the father does not. -- not that mullah. Plus it's me -- these probably deals that and other funds that doctor. It and I threw it right and I mean do they to a freak the supposed to and hopefully that in many takes them. You know Iowa to live great program Wanda at the pick -- the -- the better off for their why he wanted. White kids. -- his father was abusive. That he didn't want to look like his fathers who destroyed his handsome -- correct. I'm stunned at the -- and we. I really -- this is too well."

" The headline reported. On headline reads I'm Davis ladies all of the London tabloid collapsed. Michael Jackson accidentally killed himself while trying to become -- now. To cancel its upcoming concerts this is according to a prominent author by the name of Gerald Posner. -- claims but he -- member of the pop singer on two rush told him. Michael Jackson wanted to cancel several shows. Without having to pay out is touring company. Jackson intentionally took a large amount of prescription drugs -- and eight trip to the hospital. Quote. From the source like a child doesn't want to go to school Michael bought he could get away from his obligations. If he had a so called note from the doctor. Jackson's contract with the company and if he showed tour. Stated that the singer canceled any concert he would have to pay a penalty to -- Contracts -- these contracts having medical and -- laws. Where the performer is hospitalized. No penalty is to be paid. It is also reported that at least six other sources supported the claim that Jackson was looking for ways to reduce the number of concerts. As much as possible by as many."

" And -- that take pills look sick yeah. Packages that look wildly at Boston firefighters do it's there have. Carpal tunnel off -- aground or have slipped on a -- back Mac is back injury correct. I've never seen this story with. X open ABC news and -- ago for fifty shows against even the most well we'll bring it also cut payrolls well lovely dog never looked better sounded great news until Associated Press -- electric. I don't that."

" Isn't that one -- and report says he was taken may be tensions. May be can -- and yeah. Fifty shows was -- in the beginning. But he won again all of them so we fix it right now once at a for -- in the sub show up we go party and give them enough so use cigarette. -- it worked router like April up via in the boss you don't look ago. Was -- in the party would own -- Samoa just to open up dolphins didn't put the red -- that. I got canceled we did that we thought I you don't hit it. What do you think he has a Boston firefighter on disability. Wasn't going to. -- scam by them every week -- but like about you little tobacco. It works but not -- stay healthy enough to the party. Well he can -- of that yeah topic that. -- have just dropped heavily up that no that's in the that tip that's where did it -- it and it."

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