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" Yes we just got a preview Cuba and luckily it. I just went on until he doesn't match reader right now is one issue looks like it and fix zippers that -- sorry way to manage what's hard about. Make you better explain that okay that's if you want I've got these new. -- nice -- archer went on my left duke Erica now Lester guy down my left guys where. The pocket right yeah so have reached out for him. Reaching for a gun -- on the I dress like a mobster in your warm up directly to be sitting out some side some Italian cafes and it's -- and it's black and it's great to see like you guys ready -- Rhode Island this whole that I try to with that what happened. So women are better at it closed and -- class that oh I separates cocky I'm on the on the question is running down the hall -- Yes I humane c'mon now which he -- where it wouldn't know what was promised -- of pocket that you were -- in myself. -- so -- show no but I wanted a close up the -- but it wouldn't go up high antsy. Fix it anyway so -- ninety's were team."

" Very good and you will be did you nearly a -- able read emails you have email -- was planet Mikey WER dot com. We can talk about the game and you want to your prayers are with the Celtics get all kinds of stuff on the table right now. And not the least of which is that awful way this game turnout today I I but the -- sexual won the game and I had a -- analyze the reasons. And I think Matt Garza I hate. You know he looks like such up punk to me spit in all the time. Imagine being like in his family's dinner table he spit knowledge to speak and spit all the time -- he spits on the mound on the --"

" And the next sentence you say. Casey specs. Spitzer and blog you know those gloves like after six months what nuggets who wants it gets new light on -- idea of spinning in gloves. It's that or egregious and no -- have been -- and -- prologue that it's not about -- about when you spinners how often this guy. Matt Garza has a problem. He spits on any goes to his mouth gets called -- they call the ball wanted to Ortiz. Because he went to was about what she don't want there if you got enough he -- every ten. And every five seconds and service -- to have it's not. You know deliberately -- can grow to give them some pins for it like -- Dry a mop he's a great pitcher -- an item that treat that guy Tatum is adamant that they were given all the calls the name would you agree with what I thought. About the end this game that the umpire. Mr. Nelson. Ozzie Nelson knows nameless behind home plate Wright was just looking to get on the plane to get the hell out of dodge McGahee was calling most. Called pitches in favor -- aren't winning team in the last three innings yeah I hate it that. You know -- sometimes. Get away -- be that way but I don't think they do it deliberately I thought that was a strike -- and -- yeah and unit report to John three times European Parliament -- you know -- down for the apartment so late that he had to make it look -- children because of which they have -- wait for the guys you know that's -- it took so long you wait the more likely -- gonna call -- You mean yeah via. There was just an awkward moment for the apartment player -- believe. For the."

" Those acts on the phone from this as big fancy thing we're doing what -- Schilling gets the first pick Bradford gets second pick -- group right. -- period there there it's so -- I don't know however even how much is this thing a hundred bucks."

" I don't really -- bottom we've been acting ticket. Now why -- you know. -- know I can't. I can't even spell Lincecum it sounds like some of chronic can restore. It that. Way. Oh I last year he was always about a 150 pounds on that ad now the video game and -- that you don't want don't want them. -- Going to be an -- Are you read it similar. To. 100 Albert Pujols. What happened Albert in all its. Outlook. Are my iPod Chase Utley at the right. I got the -- Jack how much Chase Utley. -- Chase Utley. You're a public audio. -- You ever play it on the aura about Grady Sizemore. To. All are we going to happen to it and I don't end up with. To have Alfonso Soriano hit cleanup and CC that nasty on the mound this is Sox or. You know. -- On he -- 58 home runs 2080."

" Nineteen billion dollars the -- you're trying to get every Hamlet."

" to them about your order these are Beers. So the -- strikeout. I -- a good place Obama ignorance on the front. It -- it act protect their right."

" They -- they won game one day it's like you're gonna die tomorrow we were picked eleventh you tell me all the good players are gone moreover down their pick in what was the other -- just a Ian -- group. He's not he's not eleventh type of twelfth. -- Christ. I am so Fed up right now first like Chico was it would no sugary -- except change so. -- in -- you've got to be kid knew this he Schilling and Bradford are screwing us. They're screwing us you think there's a conspiracy yes they do -- we get the last pit there was no I didn't see any games yet drawn on -- packed red tape and you say it was -- yet. -- just take -- hundred bucks. Mets have become."

" Hello Matt and like -- a -- I've been better. I act now -- the pomp and I would that the game and I. Did you opinion on. When stretched debate is my old where it had double. Thank god they're based coaches that you are there. Really -- where we were brought. Up army held up the --"

" Eat well yeah that's tough call there because you try to climb back into -- point. Who I thought. -- the guy get a bed jumped with two outs you'd you'd think you would scorer that it was cut off and it by you. By by a Crawford of what was at W. Will play with it."

" It was like all the bubble right right right. I Democrat -- they would not burst that that -- what they're."

" I'm trying to remember I think you know what when I think about that the the the end of the game which went in on the Red Sox I felt. You know had a chance to taxi -- off of the guy who's -- I don't think very reliable Troy Percival. Right now let me ask -- what his opinion is on this too many but Ortiz off first base Youkilis is up. The tying run is Ortiz. Do you pinch run for him hoping for a double the -- scores or you keep them -- hoping for a tie that you can use of an extra innings now like the idea I hope that Ortiz goalless and it is bad into a -- game. -- it takes pretty much tripled to get Ortiz home bumpers based -- you know. Adam was versus a comfort emerged as well if it out if he gets a second maybe and they points where they have what Matt Baldelli."

" Quarter they have a -- alt alt -- yeah I want."

" He pretty much anybody's faster than Ortiz do you agree that what."

" General now now. But it was -- we're -- five by the arm bleachers worst seat it was art itself ought despite all but. What architect good or for those left in years like -- and I think it was dom -- when I don't like it or jumping back. Any umpire called the strike and I'm like. With it really a strike it would -- really for them now."

" Here's what here's -- got you got a little bit of a problem I think we is Ellsbury is approached the plate in that. He's he I think he's kind of thinking about the breaking ball and then not ready for the inside fastball. The inside fastball it comes right down the and the Bosnian -- corner are you for years we've been a lot of guys like Ortiz who live on that stuff. Yeah but you get this kid he's taken that pitch and it's nip in the inside corner of the plate and it's a pitch he should be Cameron. But to serve two masters as a hitter you're either going to try to hit the ball left to get to hit the ball to right you're try to wait on the break you Barger -- sort of a fastball. You can't do both the wants yet the -- real good dancer or be real quick with your front foot and you're a year you know your reflexes had to alter your swing -- the pitches on the way out. I I pictured him as a guy who's going to be get a lot of stuff on the outside part of played slap on the ball left field. But I did see him take two strikes. Today that were pretty obviously strikes and they were although they were on the inside part of the plate. And -- on the other hand you don't here's here's Daisuke. Throw in my home run ball sort of write down a metal."

" Yeah yeah Daisuke gently -- now I want my brother he's like -- acting like all I got to ever go to our game it's you know like. It's in any torture."

" Well the killer the killer what you know -- given up a solo home run a game with a guy -- always around the plate that's that's comment. But the fourth home run of the fourth Ron. The after the two run home run the the fourth -- came on a on a shot by the -- backup catcher cash on real essence to apologize he wasn't facing Korea today. No seriously I mean I I think that when he's in that World Baseball Classic sometimes -- Played for Japan he gets more into. Maybe you and I I mean I don't know it's just a hunch but I think he loves those Asian women."

" Jacket or else very seems to get down to want to know a lot. Really that's that putting -- that whole lot."

" into via. Yeah well they come after that I want to walk and -- it's a double they got the book on to they know what he likes taken relays often almost up but. You know here's a guy you know again fifty stolen bases last year with just kind of mediocre offensive performance you give him a good offensive performance -- to steal first base. To get on and this guy will steal seventy basis or whatever and to be a factor but. He he really has I think it yet to learn its its few of the finer points of Iraq. Of the back control stuff that -- when he partly -- did you know today he got on base pretty easily and I'm surprised he may throw surprising that the ball roll foul or tried to. But I think you'll be a force -- right now between between him and -- when he it's been it's been kind of week so far."

" Well you know what again it's three games last night after the game my Francona was asked about. Pinch hitting I didn't think about pinch hitting J. D. Drew for a -- with the -- the -- down in reality. Com and he said to the inquirer. Well actually it's arguments that. Come -- And he said well you weren't down spring training -- he said. Went -- and yet it held a spring training Larry which he did it say it's the second game India last night's -- in India. I'm not gonna penchant for and I -- standpoint. It was like in August and it was really important and Larry wasn't hitting right but you've got -- comes at a camp has a great you know let's throw the ending and it just take the -- out of a sales -- hang tough I don't I don't -- and you -- ninth. I'll I don't think that's a -- I mean if Varitek Ameritech is throwing the bat pretty good again regain it but I I wouldn't make that change right away Eva because that's is that ironic that -- Lowry everyone we are touting him all year to take the shots that job away and three games and it's like when civil coming back right and now. That Varitek ninth all year now let's move not they've never -- out -- that."

" I tell you that I want you go to guy who's not getting it done -- movements on base bases loaded yet. How many times you let that happen before you start thinking about it right I'll tell you how long ago with -- more than three gains that's the -- Right it just want to take especially by chance that -- kid. And you know wanted confidence and Katrina was doing while we got the job because logo is hurt and -- science and there's only two reasons I mean I had taken a job from Julio -- it's like me taken mr. You know mister America title away from job of the hot in army is not really contest and even I'm cut compared to an actor. Right okay hey you know Bob in Buzzards Bay is famous for not just having the name Bob and also and littered some time of Bob from Buzzards Bay -- duty. You know Mario says that the -- budget made him famous for being a bad caller. But. I'd like bobbled the house all that noise you're here we're talkin' to you know we hear is like the -- radio. Went just now. It might have been like I'm sorry now you know what you'd tour de merits. It's just Clement at that. Well -- strike -- you better be good you know one be they gave -- retreated."

" I I was sick of it -- that he write down Matsuzaka. We had three of four playoff game most playoff games before the season started with BM WBZ yeah. Yeah so he might he may be a little left spent by the end of the you know publicly well."

" That's always the concern but this guy distances them all and you know he's done -- before and eight. You know that this guy's got to be the most on what the waiting game when we've ever had Mike and I like don't I didn't today obviously. If you give up four runs that's one too many for for to be quality start and and now. And -- that last home run to that scrub guys were pissed you know it -- that -- it and now you have no judge --"

" Hopefully comic Italy in the embassies until all political games. Playoff game short at the end -- critical -- the beginning of legally come up short of the end just due to the country. And Alex but don't look a lot of baseball."

" I liked what happened last year with the eighteenth three and a two point 95. It means to me that was a good. How can you not be great season and -- in on every as frustrating as he was to watch all that junk I don't care look at the bottom line the end of -- all -- right now -- one."

" These are so great it's not a great start. -- an -- I think it it just keeps getting off keeps getting our vote get on it I think they're pretty unbeatable against the against most teens anyway. I think they got a great lineup. So I don't think they should be pretty much there underdog at first place."

" I -- the race. A tight race getting better Mikey. Raiser gonna get even better because BJ Upton they'd they Stallone -- there would receive anyway as her here. A warts and enough flash surgery. You know -- they try to make them less ugly -- at a time yet they try to make them less ugly giant aghast that moment somebody jag corp counsel. You might have most talent on it in the -- line accusers or -- I --"

" know what's going on what is. Now what is. Nick okay so and so while we got Tim Lincecum and -- Arctic is you know we're not playing scrabble here. Pretty well I mean is not a three three letter a three word bonus thing with a scrabble boxes that mark is how does this. -- I don't tell me that that has Prince Fielder. Actually wouldn't. Be. -- sparked. --"

" Confidence and I think that's yeah I am disgusted. I don't think you know."

" That next caller call right back. -- line opened where we -- are you kidding me Tim Lincecum who before last year nor heard -- guy weighs about a 140 pounds a break and how. Next time we throw the ball too hard. Nick Markakis of the Baltimore Orioles although he's going to drive in a hole and it motor runs without ballclub what would Melvin Mora bitten and behind a technique and it -- third pick we had Ian Kinsler to. Host a third -- BJ Upton. BJ Upton who sparked a fourth. Personally hurt second of all he's ugly. Third of all he's on the race is run this crappy show we get -- a new email FEMA committed she's cute."

" How cool. Player in the hopes of here was perfect. Powell who. Nick Markakis templates. It just took two more."

" like brick that that. Might do it bill will begin next. We got agreement certainly. Lots and I'm you know that's always promising when you get a guy did not pronounce name -- news. -- So yes but that's. Which we're still so screwed it tonight bill Evers yeah we are so -- Oh. Well. Music that he's now it's like seventy catches and one -- experts -- the range right now it's acting real news only that. It's all those guys and made of law. Tells Schilling in Bradford cheaters but the brain trust we have representing -- he'd done. Man could -- get somebody actually you know."

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" Bill mears had 450. On his SATs combined. You get 200 for signing your name. In -- saying I estimate of the day. That's. Asked how to spell farm he said EID Ohio reduces the sermons."

" Authorities say the many were screwed on this. Or about I'd like you get some -- guys now. With Ramirez like it's not the other Maris and mark hicks who is our second I make a promise Ramirez at dig around mr. mears and a fine it's it --"

" It's just walked in this week cities -- a cigarette. Asking for sugar. It's going to make sure thank you look at patio furniture trees dressed in green okay. He's got he's got a green hat green Red Sox shamrock. And he's like wicked week in leper -- dropped to make even more -- Thank you for the team two dollar did but -- would you agree though argues. You know given that -- Mind now by the way masters know certain it is a report will be agreed hat. Well I massive brawl in the Bruins game boy ever involved -- big draws scorn -- on other up one nothing they just scored Patrice Bergeron Alison that's where the brawl. As -- big -- beat him period because they'll Montreal like. Yeah at all let's talk about the Red Sox game today we also have Lenny and -- show make its make Tuesday he should get that's on you know. 86. In you'll yeah and I -- How -- you know. You -- an email female for the first time and it's so simple and it really it's easy you know it doesn't -- we don't care if you if you pronounce the reason name wrong what you want to do because you know -- Pleasure so darn cute -- cute as a button -- well not only that we've known for five minutes and now he can't be intimidated you know not so far -- that at all. So it via email sent a planet Mike UWB Idec. And the lovely Jenny who works in our intercom family here in common. Treatment megaplex. There are twenty -- street if it says. We should have said -- door draft picks. You know she -- and issued distract the others. That's that's a very good did him diversionary tactic yes and send them the most adorable -- down into the frame these clowns that are screw what are names that people we'd like to write you know race. And I don't care if she's never watch one baseball game -- lectures he has. She can do better than Tim Lincecum and -- as well."

" Maybe the second element the first one to talking about the reigning cy young award winner. But these -- when another. Outlet that you probably eighteenth -- the giants have a lot of chances to get a lot of we actually had to you do. While they don't have trouble that rotate about the orioles' company RBIs in the Arctic it's gonna get with all those idiots at around eighty tree. I think nine. -- You know seven yet bloody nose anyway that and that Amanda guys at a hundred and Jason -- guys and 93 got some runs right there might."

" Okay yeah we get about 64 runs batted in for -- Nick Markakis 83 I think he's fragile to him that's Greek. Jenny has emails from the from the masses I didn't if you do let's here are some of them anyway so it."

" This is from -- in Lincoln Rhode Island and says hey Mikey. Altima with Arctic after the birth and being meeting guys on earth than parent when Garza seemed to be -- it's spitting issues."

" No this is I don't I don't he kept spitting is spinning the whole game like it was like the weirdest things like. -- smoke and hash yourself."

" That sounds worse than spitting behest that all that was is pretty good that he did after the game. It's so we are going on site."

" So diet can be seen this interest -- from the get go I think you guys are right that the WBZ Fenway Kabila down for the Daisuke Dice-K Dice-K. Reason why it is that you BC is bad and I'll beat -- seem like the fans weren't into the game as well as succinctly company. I had that feeling right from the and the second inning."

" That game all around yeah again I think that there's something to be said about this whole but remember how used to be so noisy at Fenway all the time. Now it gets noisy sometimes -- they have a rally. But not real noisy shouldn't this part be living up to its reputation. For having the most fervent and passionate fans in America I. I mean they should be scream and on every pitch you know I think that comes from just showing up every night for unify his sixtieth solid you know capacity how. This that at. They don't get excited at Red Sox games until the team does something they'll they'll rally but if if you're down to -- not think hey it's not high school you know go team go team doesn't work that way they have got to generate the excitement now how it's always and I understand it at the -- the shouldn't we have more nor I was there last night it just didn't seem noisy enough in in various parts that that game last electoral cold do anything and excel -- that oh you're inside right. They did have a special Red Cross -- to address the testicular shrinkage problem last. Do with echo I mean I'm impressed I am not complaining but when we left the game and I said a couple -- how could anybody. Stay out there for three hours and twenty minutes. In in that weather and is not a baseline I couldn't do it -- announced when he mining law you know it was an election the the WEP on luxury box last -- tough place to be -- for a few innings just -- beat you with us -- all over the place I was all over the ball park. But I I've they have these heaters up there where they know there's strong blow right down on you when -- outside the you know in the in the in the air and it and that's the warmest place the ball park standing and those heaters. I think you know it was outside well quite that -- where there's like 43 degrees -- analysts was that windy at the royal treatment. All right I just went you know. I try to go aren't anywhere you're supposed to not have all access to return Texas. To little talent to have with myself problem. And Jenny Jenny Jenny. Jet -- where you from."

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" In the years that defends. So opportunity yanked him right okay. She said that -- election but it did have some doubt about respect and we have a game at Yankee Fairbank energy on -- Yankee appreciate you know Derek Jeter's Q. -- way he does. It. It's but -- object but it's only the fat rock record he expects."

" Way I guarantee it amid a look at hand person ever need to take energy wasn't only about -- he loves them. You are right added. Best stuff."

" And I tell -- this. When when he got the job it's 29 right and those of some -- and now. You know now and then I drop in -- And yet there are several Jewish women right and really young they -- and exit. He's accused -- Matt read. Could you put in a word form the ice I wrote a column about it did you have elapsed yeah. And no -- that I -- that you don't feel -- home. The I don't read it yes yeah I ice. Yes he did read it and that. He didn't I that is going to you know play what you're right that right you get a kick out of it with the 29 year old should -- between now anymore. But really they would you know every Jewish gallon at the -- you can obliterate it yeah I -- it and how like Arianna say you know it's got other things on his mind besides being fixed up by me I don't think."

" Now right if you like to be for example Vietnamese spare time -- all we'd like to get become draft our our -- so we don't get Tim Lincecum and it freaked him -- take it in a -- When he got their --"

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" Well that's could hear -- we we love having people love the show we don't know why they do but we we don't care we're glad about it they your real thing now I want -- just clarify something cause I got an email. From somebody was on my FaceBook. Page of all places you know. And the guy says. Kazmir talked about -- like be like depict an Oreo is out of an Oreo -- using my thumb in my middle finger and control them. Out of the out of a package lift them up like this like poker chips. And nuts pilgrim. And some guys you know. Orioles wanted you most -- parents were sixty year old -- six year old girl six year old girl yeah. So immediately problem right there with girls and sixty year old girls. And I thought well I can probably pick up scenarios -- it with you know but anyway. But I really -- wherever we end up on this whole process I think people confused about what I said. I can put more than ten -- in my hand. But it's about picking them up in a stack right poker chips. And lifting him straight out the Oreo pact without them shorting out and we -- at all it's an -- now it's not so easy to do with eleven or twelve of them they fly out of your hands. So it's about how many you can -- of the union like it did you know sampled cookies it's about how he could pick up. You know in Bavaria. Polite fashion you know would be -- for you you can only have -- handed in the top of -- and that would be present -- that I know but it's all about the stack -- between department of and the middle finger this -- here for you -- you don't -- which desperately here it is used -- but this is. Now -- this is the -- talk about right here this one."

" Okay."

" You put it and so. It's a different thing and I happen to know from a lifetime of experience that. My hands are exactly the right size to pick up exactly ten Oreo and I tell girls it's all time -- muted bars. I say see this right there that's ten Oreo rate there. And it's it's just a life experience thing you know whatever they say when you say that the."

" Exactly but -- if you are those that the mother the mother says that the the daughters twisted -- picture perfect yet it's me in the picture holding ten Oreo is the way of describing and the year. And next to be in the picture. Is -- the email female. And she's. Got she's holding to pop tarts I do. So now but look for them on your on your Internet connection to dot com web."

" What's it what's it where is located twisted their twisted pair right I talked the other Pitt and the other half Joey Joey he's got its -- well he's off the ship. He's he's got me we're thinking of -- from being gone for money's going to an audition for Volkswagen commercial. He's not because he's gonna be the stunt double for the -- on Malcolm in the Middle East that's exactly who -- let's look jail. Yeah it's part of this class curriculum why nobody so the addition he has done no work for the show -- six months he's off to India out through the ball going to have."

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" Next bill you know at some reserve infielder from the Kansas City Royals. Who. Your favorite team from the Padres. Guys screw -- and -- American. I ask your question bill -- they're like at least 4050 good players in -- in a major leagues. What are your dubious favorite pick one of them. Lately -- Barbara Billingsley from Leo deleted the beavers showed that pretty. Well. I mean what's the matter actual act on top you'll Dotel wasn't available but you are -- Wayne's. You got nothin' -- Okay. Yeah all right sure don't ever have another five more."

" Peers and it feels like it. Has some believable. -- you believe this crap. We're getting so screwed on this deal should be probably. Will take a break it open up the phone -- 61777. Eisner 58885250. Refused to speak out so bombed out. My guess is still planet -- You know I am totally completely and."

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