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Tue, 30 Sep 2008

Whiner Line pioneer and up and coming comedian Graig Murphy joins the Big Show live in studio. Check out all the info on Graig's next appearance (with Lenny Clarke) over on The Big Blog

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" I actor Leo Beck -- sexual it's 7779850. A toll free 888525850. In. Chris we got plenty European -- Bly a buy me a filter winner on line and what's evident. 793535. Identical line one line -- line. That. It isn't it goes up if I don't I -- visited the flight back all the guys had great look at blah. And I. Put myself in your blog -- I would I would say -- the commercial that was last year during the playoffs. Thank god there is only 1 October night. The years we have we have had some unbelievable one line callers that. And some of them who have gone to bigger and better and I'm well. Oh really it's -- haven't. So it's okay -- actually dislike us early and as wallet with let me check that that it column. He's probably the only one that's got out of his mother's basement the last three years blood -- upstairs now -- just gradually opportunities. But that Greg was last year's. One years at 5000 dollars and Grossman's board please which. I haven't yet I technical and it would notes on and babies in and -- everybody love you own personal private security -- Grossman's but regret is going to line. -- He's gonna have bigger better things above mom's basement of the county circuit right now he's been. And playing a lot of the the big clubs. You were in the -- this week was over for work -- I was -- a bachelor party which the ego wise it was a lot of work technically in there was some fun stuff down there on opening and been down there have been done we saw it was our store that it's what and rentals I'm not. What you write to us and -- when we are also leaving we saw -- that -- no joke. -- Was like I mean -- I the most frightening thing I've ever seen in my life because he would constantly crop up you know you'd be you'd be walking around. And go to the French Quarter and it would be Mike -- that's unlike him dancing with. The quarter -- forty but it's a it's that him like school speaking jambalaya. And mr. jambalaya back here and general manager like yeah. The hot I'm with an innocent -- that we are recognized some very often world well -- noticed -- just to go wrong with the it is European it's not Conosoga do you notice -- actually welcome Vietnam I'm really mentally not be an extra crispy it's very complicated pizza companies and ordered a cup the failing -- couple weeks ago we yet -- to chicken wings books and knives to perhaps. I go with a large pizza like I called the complainant and get my stuff but it might wings the go to Alex in the crossed we kept them out of town. I didn't stupidity of the guys it. Was sitting here couple weeks that easy to do a -- in the pizza commercial right now. Within these people sitting on the rough and I let it -- out a bit of others is. Instantly he has his set I thought. -- he had ten oil back on. Its back into the economic. Again I can watch that show it's listed in adjective -- knows -- Crispy crunchy. And everything that thick -- things in my. Bits of bits and it. -- So you do those companies that you let's not get through this crowd -- show up has matured a lot. He's got good guys -- much about it. So you you went from doing difficult one yeah. Actually going out trying it in on the stage before you know people that I figured -- 4000 people at the garden -- going to -- you know -- worked -- absolutely a lot of -- here -- some great response from people than -- Many quality of the people that you know actually. We're enjoying the show and they said. You do all the voices that you do -- Yeah they're for Terry is he's busy now."

" We got big game coming up when in Anaheim were going to be sold out opening right now. But you guys level and TC yup -- that's a question Felix tenacity of little bit that by what what's the -- and Beckett back will both bring a ball back it's back is that it's -- of the rate. If not it was agreeable to put the moral. Which is not about in the long. Can put them in the right. You know all of these seats are the odds right now legislator I -- currently is not a -- into the -- a -- trusted -- care. Why oh god we in the afternoons at 4 o'clock meeting the other -- it's -- we can answer your question but at the beginning you know back yards and doesn't like -- on his got a good baseball out of town radio -- Not ready for a great idea public yes column which yesterday. He's sitting down at the press conference and and he wasn't really set yet which is so many decisions about is well -- You come here once every six months the -- blurted out that oh -- Ha Ortiz that yeah do what -- I. Sort of let go."

" Things were grateful I am yeah along that we knew it'd be -- when you call here. And obviously it's working in the in in front of people is it is it different doing it in front of people as opposed to. In -- in mom's basement and they floor I prefer the car actually I don't really -- Dunkin' Donuts that I don't know snapped regret that it's it's such a more fund in person. Cutesy people's faces who was Terry Francona so all -- on a so it's more fun in person and -- think that's a difficult one to the effect on -- teams to me that would be extremely difficult that took years is that because that the programs. Hope you."

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" I -- that I cannot that I do without but and then it give it my way. Guys can."

" Estrada get rid of them even that bug the crap out of me when. We are trying to get rid of them."

" I doubt that we took a road trip a couple weeks ago flopped at New Hampshire I know on the main brought up. Marat that some band play. And I get it done the woman's side Kate and it was more like that."

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" Then all of my I -- right now all of us get there and they've got to got to make. It's -- a little -- and I don't know what they are great get ideas about running out of it got. At a lot of stuff to get don't have a radio because. You know this well yeah the crowd. Out."

" I used Houston to duel that stuff on the where we just. And Robert especially -- yeah. He certainly off. Have you ever seen the documentary they did did with the -- in. And -- and -- decisively to preserve existing unit that those guys All-Star unit that did work was of the -- involved. That aren't going to have a --"

" And a couple of guys who didn't make it big I'd like the right yeah I jumped out and play some -- and polish joke. Pulling those who live together. Yeah and and I was like I'd put it brought."

" And that right."

" We had a place -- just the right thing hopefully god had Chinese and Asian men want to be politically correct. I don't know and I should really and I lived in an apartment that was our --"

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" That I have no way you know we got stuck. I didn't MySpace Talladega at all."

" My -- so what does he got a what does that what does that mean I'll for future why don't line call is out there that is set this thing you don't want. I'd like to be a big star like Lenny Clarke -- that they what is to what does this this guy Greg Murphy what does he --"

" Well -- that the look and he's got the personality that chicks dig very important just as badly he's starting Friday. And he does this -- shortstop which I think is key. Big guys all -- I look at. I won't kill him so he's got the women and the guy this guy pitched well -- bad right."

" And it made -- that -- hundred not a good match did break -- I don't know why haven't I gotta be careful here and got myself a struggle. --"

" I just wanted to call you up but thank you could this I'd say that Greg -- He kind of dip a rod okay and -- not. Good money about panic I think a lot of what you got to pick which I think like by."

" But he he tells me is privately so this is. Some guys. Like Rosie -- different elements. That -- I've read up on the Sydney won like two months of the -- on you know limit the -- he assured but whether that's the Rosie -- look after you read it like if you look at what's up that he's delivering -- you want to but I didn't. That happened to be the exact same can't speak his. Why have you might haven't swing and both ways and I don't."

" I'm so happy that you looked at this one the -- only have one which happens."

" And I know what has been very well laden is terrific thanks thanks policy what you can't -- and everybody."

" Audience -- and closets and how much he loves you by a path is just. Laughs that's what -- already prior to his reputation like that's -- that's why don't you it truly says this. When you can private still because you had a really good. But Dave Lewis put some. With career and present around it to keep it. It was a mixture of Kermit the frog from Canada if I. Can answer Harry in the voice didn't match the face out there right now I don't know I don't know if you'll watch in the history channel -- but that -- who -- about it and yeah. I listen I am maybe a goatee would be better at. It. That was -- He's gone and I want to try to he's got Peter surely but I'm not sure that that would. Really no aches and we need Bruins to be good first -- and yeah. But I don't make them around them but the Robert Kraft -- Bob -- Is priceless and even crafts that its always on. Its regular Jeremy Jacobs -- and tend to happen here you can have all the food you want and that it that it that it is now about how difficult was it to an aircraft -- The different yes speech he's got two different ones he's got the proclamation -- you --"

" When the Superbowl which is the absolved brewing you'll that the big hero while back right just. It. Now all of doing -- and it isn't so it is a New England vice says that it. And then as the woman you guys seven studio that's what laid back just little lava blue globe the -- of all the pitcher -- places. I always like to think of improvement Belichick like the odd couple like they do the same laundry like in the fifth and one day like is rich -- sure it's mixed in with a challenge flag -- I. Got my call up heard it. He's good he's my vehicle to say wacky stuff even though he's."

" A genius in the business world what do you think -- exit. People up not by like in I just see him there with Frandsen and walking around people -- enough to know -- You know that's not always have always been the case it would voters and Sosa did this down. -- Jeremy Jacobs gets that Saddam. Reaction from the fans so that when you watch him do it I don't think. You know that that it changes the public's view so dog one of those were -- get away with. A lot a lot into Lackey and I got baseball now so I got you got announcers get them. John Miller picked up to Joe Morgan Joe Morgan on -- that's I'm John Millar sounds."

" Kind of like a captain Kirk mixed with Kermit the frog -- got to go to the same base in the locker at the market down and you're going to the way that would hair now and yes the end -- you. I do breaks in and out. From Boston and and get Joe Morgan's and I think that was cooler -- might have been a last ball movement trying dropped down low and -- outside. And and called double John Beckett. I don't know. Close the likely note when they played the Yankees all the time and that was Buick the first pitch in John we're here now here's the first pitch a strike -- And the Red Sox should be workers are channel earlier is eight innings away. A lot about him that."

" Did you go to John Miller it is phenomenal. For a you know I didn't -- an honorable and I were two years ago. At the little -- station the other in the medium. So the game. Within the game but it gets easier such a couple years -- you our hands he was the worst Dresser in in America he would. Is yours was there on out there apartment story. Shares. If it wasn't -- estimated selling. -- not series in today there series if you were again probably at a huge audience -- that was big it was sayers is will. And Jon Wood where there it is obvious. And he was the structure it was in we could miss the city and I just there line. -- Predicted this but I am very good things that tires. And when -- mile course in England's. Tom -- originally -- phone calls. The old stuff definitely NASA. Once it starts raining boy you can expect bonus and you know it's a limit game on there -- time ensemble comedy also. And what he used to you know. Is he -- impressions do you like the you know make up happening with Scully. You know. The sixth on the on the on the air he was. Rain delays where -- tree which John around he's he's doing what. It's yet and I don't know lump. It's remarkable what happened down there so -- your right but I don't remember. -- the no sales and sent a ball out of his recent -- you know I think you're from Baltimore that it's the next big month they'll have to park it makes big priced himself. Your attention and it is subject. But that's what happens sometimes in that industry the play by. It goes. Palestinians -- at bats and yes it is -- Ellis island hurts. Us. You -- doing but he Ian Stewart and develop -- real finally. The world. Nobody gets -- it -- I don't know it. The cigarettes like I must have put down grown up I don't know if you watch it's United they have whatever you want to play by play Mary Ellis -- He's doing it in the Rams everything is like thirty seconds late like the play is that's like a digested -- played I guess it. You know have referenced -- YA tittle and I don't know what that is -- collective voice of god sees him all. You know it's O'Donnell was an uphill or sells you bill Ellis also rebels he does those. What would you watch his actual play by like it's like at 630 seconds to process were just. Thirty seconds later you're watching him thirty's it's ridiculous it is better to get it right and get it for -- know who's going to back injury. But I would think that would hurt that part of him up with a with Shannon -- the CBS those stooges thing I have now the CBS morning it was unbelievable cause I don't think anyone stance would be sending. And it JB just on that off on someone else."

" You know pulled the ball go to the football team that a new ball only a couple of good while Lehman curveball not nearly wrong -- football runway John Elliott go to another series and looked at Louisville soon. Tom Brady has thrown the ball well and I didn't. Him."

" the parkway right it's definitely -- Arab media. And what are you going to be there Friday night 830. Friday this Friday nearly 32 losses on with Lenny Clarke with Lenny Clarke and good -- good front of -- very funny RD January. RD January Okoye it was a year what what he's so mad pharmacist for the Mets for a class. Oh yeah I got a good idea. That it is very with a coach -- I'd love that's why it's I had heard at at at that Connecticut like -- that that book they give the little kids. Football football AB's against -- on a -- repellent on an. I don't know what a stroke that I thought that I wrote I wrote last week in the in the breakdown of the that's -- in the game. That this problem was not that he couldn't throw the ball long -- can probably make bad decisions I'd never heard anybody says it is everybody's lips that. But he kept notable. It makes the decision but he he did last week you made the announcement on the outside the cold as -- out of the lap. So when you do you do your voice. What you do in between you do like some -- officials not a lot of driving -- Driving it to the arrival at the least he a lot of things in the draft him now and the the -- Noah -- and -- car that does he drive around. Just to pick up observations that they accurately what's happening now -- I've -- spending amount is absolutely right -- him -- mom Ramallah. So like what is would you call driving. Usually some funny stuff it would people talk themselves. A my favorite now is the little green kids EC. In people's front yards that it Yugoslavia everybody else you know yeah cause. The better than the slow -- they used to how. --"

" I don't know I don't know that it just looked outside of from my house about three exactly and you I think -- pads low. The side. It's not that that's when I'm out. There ever read from my house this from what. They get out driving have you seen the show it's my favorite show on TV now world's craziest police did not a lot as well all my I don't know it's not sheriff John and -- The beauty narrates these are -- and people hit the -- they itself on balls it was of this clever. Innuendo at the end of what happens when you go to prison the judges won't be dropped which you can -- out well. This spike TV's having now. Here's here's a Peterson now -- season -- what -- because he was give the city Houston Texas east -- kids try to make a cool getaway in this ice cream truck. But the only -- league arriving at Nicole bars EJ. The question on you have to get a split and I believe spike TV."

" Now did the -- really didn't get a huge viewership spiked it -- what spiking now you watch my team. Program for the cup ties Tuesday are we going to watch what you got to see other a couple of shows in the courtroom like the -- in -- you want to show I I think I've seen Bob it's a piece of a I have no idea what in the name of the show but. If you put him through that I don't need you you'll you'll read some spots ones on other that a five week promotion display."

" Oh yeah that's. It's only five weeks he wasn't like it -- just moved and I just don't -- guys like that he's going to navy figured."

" At all for men in the same way that the lifetime yours for -- But I just don't hear a lot of guys in the -- circles that -- like I don't think it's ever on purpose I just because what else is on adult product on the car's -- miles per hour and a relay with helicopters choosing them so you just collect Koppen and discovered when I am -- see a lot of stuff on these guys are. Our commercial paper eighty the it was a 452 on commercial whoever has. Behind him away from the Q I don't know. There's one out there for fish sticks that gorton's fisherman. In the middle the Atlantic Annika as -- and goes Manama about my C adventures -- fish sticks. That's a ticket fishermen diet -- I don't I don't think he finished it. I credit where is appearing this Friday 830 what's boys and Mosley is on the child mostly into it a shot block albeit from made it in the -- your blog -- and I -- natural he's the -- he's paid by the way. -- We want to fight with you ready to move to -- money on the exactly we -- myself that I like our our and I called my god I strongly -- me physically have to take this -- it was going to development -- out fight. But the it was on it was a really sponsor on down in -- loss -- little room about that. And what he's got like that is what stage might be three feet by three feet. But he still. A large. Very little room to work is probably two -- feet away. Andy is constantly talking and getting you know in -- in the Wendy's is about. -- couldn't think he's more into the guy. Start battling back the -- that's big state I don't understand -- is one thing -- right wishing that the wind east. You know idiots like Dakotas appeared. You know after attacking people in the Senate and they -- There's another thing. When when he -- shop at which union plays and you want to continue the battle. We should quicken as the beats nobody like go lately cork -- that type of you know you know verbal love. Battle. And that scared because the current on the right in Sammy was probably -- it was so pork she. Yeah. Yeah. It's that time he's right that's so at the -- Osama. The only outstanding backs and Lima let our let that sports are typical don't hold them back -- guys were bidding higher out just. Ohno -- real bad because you don't -- ago yes -- did what he did but he was embarrassing them I'd roll right -- the guys are related you know what guys up to an 8000 all -- nobody better by the -- nobody better at those Jerry are constantly used on -- You know of them worked with a many times and those auctions of the is for Jerry. It hugest the people hill reached on your pocket and -- law and it happened last -- years while he does it take the pants when that happens -- that guys what an island an which from what we heard earlier today as good as it is that that all back at Ithaca and that's. You know made a couple of mistakes in my career in the series and I didn't. Slip in and that was it. Well we're we're we're really happy -- they can vacuum. What about a lot -- you certainly deserves the 11 of the year last year. And by the legitimately up -- close this year and the schools are good and the bad guys and beat him -- would like him it was nice. Yeah. I. And I -- that by saying I like him as a person those guys -- very carefully along no lights at those exerted you guys get together beatings we -- sing songs together funny little love Hillary hats and stuff like grand prove there was no I Pepsi that you guys are better off color that is. Now you want to do -- faith. -- While Gretzky -- paid right now you you pay your dues he paid his dues and how he's going out making you know hundreds of thousands of dollars and displays that despite the pain what it's like a negotiate right there -- so he's make in the money public starts or people have gotten noticed Hewitt. Everybody discovered after he he was on the year with -- that this was the guys people starter -- that's minutes left -- totally could be doors and some of them can be already up to be on the way down the -- Maddux -- the man they had it and I'm and I think it's great -- thank you very -- get a job success and I thank you. I will Tito to attend that is the regular we can get get out -- that people. --"

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