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Fri, 9 May 2008

Mikey gives the news to end the week... Planet style!!

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" I I have been news. The news immediately and since Sports Radio in fifteen. Just to make me let's do this -- but prince the cover of playboy magazine -- it to me knowing that I'm on the radio and there's nothing I can say that would possibly indicate just how hot JD Nick Cole is. All hot. I got you -- part of her breasts on this polluted -- labor broke so regular. A Barbie now except with. Anatomically correct yes but she's French. -- never got anything artery every coach over. -- she does it left. She doesn't I'll still don't tell me you -- ruin my childhood in retrospect. But it. WW Walt Weis does that. On Omaha man -- has used a steak -- to perform self tracheotomy. He couldn't breathe I guess used to steak knives. Let me guess smoker Steve while Tuesday but it is going back when he -- one night last week couldn't -- and called 911 couldn't -- Help arrive in time so. 55 year old says he got a steak knife from the pitcher made a small hole this. Allowing scared to gush in -- blood gushing and gushing out. -- suffered from throat cancer related breathing problems several years ago about that -- mean an episode we couldn't breed because of their past this world shot accident happen this time. Doctors don't expect one -- up for any adverse effects -- yeah he'll that's great while I'll try it through you know well you don't want to surely you can get throat cancer it's not that. President Bush is in Texas for his daughter -- wedding. By the way I kind of sets you off the Mark Buehrle that it. Yeah and."

" have a Barbeque in. They've changed emotional people registered gun. A lot of fun actually dictates not showing up certainly ask them in the way to success. I'll see it's gotta work some of those a rebate checks that they that the government's."

" Federal government's new advice to doctors for helping smokers quit recommends the drug she antics which idea think is a fine fine way to try to. However it's been recently linked to depression and suicidal behavior. The new guidelines mention the psychiatric wrists but also -- the popular drug is the most effective in helping people get off cigarettes. Increases your chances of suicide. Well if you have the tendency -- guess to -- what they say is a lot of people who smoke or drink to excess or. More apt to be suicidal anyway based on under lying inherited dips depressive. You know traits are what that is. Okay let's use girls you have no chance where volume two. This asylum this. These are occupational situations -- you have no chance airline stewardesses. -- play -- story here this is from whoever wrote this Peter Manso. Art to sports is it that was a -- and play a few weeks Boston DC 25 people as jackass just wouldn't stop it it. She was Asian looking -- guy -- field let me guess Japanese to which you replied why it actually. It's dangerous right they got no -- always throw something out and the side is about your dental hygienist. Crushes on these people OJ but you're. I mean it's just everybody talks on talks about -- This one will be used cut -- and I swear -- guy I don't buy it it is it is radio. But she used to push -- chest against mine and all the time what is it should be something. It's like a big tip. Other other people you don't have a chance that -- chants. But -- your buddy banged entries. -- etiquette good idea about the token girl with a poker table. Still another -- have a chance we have is the blackjack dealer -- always -- series always very hot. But the girl of people -- I've ever seen hot chick at a told. Usually large -- old -- You know I'm wrong maybe -- issues there but I told actually. Now they do they do you know let those couple. -- they nice enough that if you if you didn't have your quarters where did it but just slide. Now -- they do -- through them like court. I had one lady about it she -- this moment. Handle what it was a fifty dollar bill. That was like -- is commuted to Hartford area. -- average or whatever -- seven Dallas 75 I got a fifty that's all I have right. I pull -- the fifty she goes she starts dying. And make it bases that we like from the because able would ever walk the planet earth good that'll happen I'm sorry. She's like. And yet -- an envelope. You know you gotta go -- hope -- stabbed -- in heart and knew them all my problem go to an approach which. Cram it is it's funny this is money on hand and big change for -- that trip from where you're -- that every night for 56 years ago it just happened to be. They do -- I mean I got paid -- EC toll Booth guys my favorite people of the world. There's people just operators obviously they're just great and not told your general news and government should. I was told me about six degree I think December that takes its toll on. -- well yeah which assists -- waitresses you can do you sometimes you have a chance to specific waitresses I met my lovely wife she was wagers. Africa what do you mean by that specific waitresses it's -- restaurant. I'd -- Derek Jeter went about my dad get to a -- first of all you gave Rogers Euro -- closet Derek Jeter is in the closet -- kisses but Derek Jeter has -- six more maxim hot 100 women and you have. That the story given me. Name them here yet. The annual maximum honors and be released analyst at six women have been on the thing Derek Jeter. Jessica Alba did."

" Do we know he acts now you know how your doubt you'd say he did so that he did he said I don't there I was frenzied you know -- burger. Listen there's so many web -- at the paparazzi everywhere and these these -- Gordon and yeah."

" Jessica -- Mariah Carey. She's the catcher on this team. Earlier Hansen and embryo union whoever she I don't -- Character she means to me is that I -- so. -- It just got guys -- he's not the man today right yeah well I agree with his choices women. Writer you're a closet by yourself in some remote location what we care what you think he's actually neutral I am afraid Texas it is fairly going to be the real hot girl. Eyes I don't want to talk but there right. It's Achilles and let's move on era -- Cherry on topic erotic -- a little queasy. Sometimes while. He passed out during the birth of his first daughter wonders had a cold cloth on his -- the southerners have the blood pressure on his arm and according to his wife. Cynthia Rodriguez my mother was like rubbing his back and he's passed out on -- here right in the middle labor. Cynthia tells me your -- wait -- the yes -- yesterday's episode. And really am not being paid much attention to the doctors and a cup winners. It's sensitive and he's their moaning in between pushing -- going -- you okay are you breathing. And the tester Alexander Rodriguez."

" You guys and that's how let's get tell me get a -- during absolutely now. Really -- not last my first and Thailand listen having having a baby is the greatest day your life. You I don't care if you if you present United States or if you run a mile in three minutes and 51 seconds. Or if you even if you're Derek Jeter do you banged Jessica -- we have the greatest day of any man's life is that -- their children right so he has that right act that is a little overwhelmed we eat. Queasy he's just once I was -- Your -- but a loss that's true. Team back in the back in the days dated back in the -- that's thirty years ago Christian right. Very -- at hospitals."

" That's where I was worried -- I don't back it was never queasy queasy and look at Susan Waldman known as -- picture for next docket here. Hair I don't know but that's scary there. Yes yes I have a -- I actually know our post game in which lost that -- just asking that. Of the problem is she should have a job. Twelve months ago Roger Clemens overcrowding Yankee Stadium he's coming back to the Bronx and Susan Waldman went bonkers. Now a Mitchell report Brian McNamee may need McCree and Paula dean Daly later Yankee radio -- shares your thoughts on the rockets. Burn out in the public guys all Neil best of New York Newsday catches up -- Walton who says she sat and I how happy people seem defeated crushed Clemens. Here's your quote. The only thing that surprised me it disappointed me is the glee with which people are going after Roger. I think the more people accomplish the figure people are more excited people want to bring them down and is a real feeding frenzy on this man. I can only judge people on what I observe and how they treat me and since the mid eighties I've known him. And all of his family and watch the kids being born into his mother and know his sister's. I never saw this stuff I don't know if it's true does it change what I think of Roger Clemens I don't."

" Thinks I'm sure he wasn't shooting up around Susan -- that is so ridiculous -- you know that's you know it's not been about them except these great pitcher. It's as well but you know pitched jealous that that's true government pass that -- the only ones are idiots. Not the only purses and pass but not like that it is that. It's like is that -- I -- really it is you know like that McGwire had bad he has his -- appeared some you know. Mark priors and non factor now -- it was easily top the base yeah exactly it's worth it. I think in the family under the roof with the wife would why would that fifty people. Him -- yeah Howard Avery kids."

" He's an eighth grader and he's already. He's already committed to play for the wildcats of Kentucky in eighth -- that's where we're."

" Michael maybe six point 48 grader currently -- uses it lately and now is finding a high school. It's unbelievable the rules here the coach can't contact him but it it dad called the goats it's our. So rules prohibit college coaches government is hitting partner prospects and then them at events like king James and the -- later -- the Indiana -- very impressed with -- So -- bothers -- contact them and you know -- eighth grade where it's funny about as even have puberty you're going on me it is Billy Gillispie he might not even be there as head coach and by the time the kid gets. -- college on as a -- like last -- right."

" Now what's this about Charles Barkley but -- it's great. Ernie Johnson test this theory that Barkley read anything will read anything you put on the screen in front among the teleprompter. This was probably at TNT episode they were trying to record before game. And -- eight states -- what they did is they type some funny stuff on the radio -- let's listen to pray that the problem."

" Barkley I hope you enjoy an NBA player els on TNT and I hope you have enjoyed my T-Mobile Fave five live. I'm a dumb as."

" The producer my own TV show Eric eventually -- Eustace groovy constantly knowing full well that I never ever read the prompter that -- in advance of the -- never. He's put stuff out there and I get halfway through it senate's knowing that there's nowhere to go -- It's terrible moment board so it's like TV and then they just laugh and laugh in the control room just screw it I think something is still --"

" I think are maybe the you know Joey and I -- two months."

" Now get on TV show against them down make you guys hold night every night. Yeah the critics and do your former Purdue. Current events at least. It's very nice pretty beautiful -- mean that's that's you know what that's really well done. -- You know you you did notice it mentioned Chris Collins. I've yet to break gets 6177798588852 -- here we you can ago before the in this program Jon Lester steal on the mound. For the Red Sox looks like frank about it. As you say what scored at a depth at 65 it's the bottom it's. This game is drag like answers asks"

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