Whineys First Cut - Best Red Sox Whine - Part 1

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" Next time I'm late for work I'm gonna call -- about the whole field a negative don't lose. But then what I shore up at night -- I think that I really went above and beyond the negative. --"

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" You know bad enough that fight break out of the box and pop last night but I really thought that the Yankees -- kids that went on to. Because then both happened eleven New York was. Really over the top. But that that -- know -- right handed message."

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" And message. Hey you know I'm really not surprised that it I was -- not a quiet about the surprises me is that it was with a woman into the seats. Today -- today that they involved dictating play from -- message."

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" And this message. So -- you can -- that large equipment has growing between. That -- I waited then that he hoped it would get old is all forward we've been taken in the message. Bad guys and I -- Eric speed again will be a lot of it's well. Why that we pay little victors Bobbitt like I've got back I'll. I -- that you want. And haven't gotten a bad reported Monday that a deal can throw all that usually get with the program -- they -- there could report that the red socks and speedy wandered to the front office of the trading deadline they wanted to have somebody else -- would have known him. -- that is what it took interpret and understand wouldn't wouldn't and -- in the game last night net and -- and focus on a woman from Cleveland was breastfeeding their baby. More active role in the Red Sox and coup -- Bad season sabathia I don't know that the patriot but I bet it's not out they calorie. And."

" And then you know they can't take authority -- The positive also put them very high level that we had on the road is that true enough elected trying to beat them McCadam and I want to be known as Jose."

" And -- differently -- David and Matt Damon reactor that they actually had a few -- lately. Is there anyone who can send a state police recruit for the -- tactic get that in America we out of town. They really that the solution to your right field problem. Trade Willie Mo Pena prepared to open you know secured the ball down better than he does if -- bucket in the the crowd goes wild."

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