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Frank Caliendo, Comedian

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Thu, 31 Jan 2008

Frank, a man of many voices, had Dale and Michael on the floor.

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" You get an opportunity to put this guy out last time I talked to -- we were in Jacksonville, Florida. And I think I pulled a muscle in my rhythm -- because I laughed so hard one of the stars of the fox pregame show and one of the great comedians out -- frank Kelly and that was with us -- to see."

" Yeah is great to great to be on with I still get emails from last time I was. 34 years ago it's amazing you know that give the gift like our starter breakthrough job memorize these guys really think. You think about all the Super Bowl vote November Brandon -- super ball. That is important is at least Super Bowl with a little band because. Despite that he got a team on the New England Patriots and you guys nobody's going to do you follow his his mom's been good this is an unbeaten turning around for either put everything and that -- afraid of in the New York Times -- undefeated team. Almost gotten beaten by an undefeated team in the promising but they didn't get beaten which kept them undefeated now if -- of distinctive beat the undefeated team in the Super Bowl. We -- just pulled down important Super Bowl went presumably you do you think. Faith that last game of the most important game you could win all -- game and minute if Julio Julio you're going to. You -- the you have these guys who we thought. They thought of him on my guys in -- would bring them through parliament. I want to -- Tom Brady in front far from a you know you're jumping young -- in the older guy in the -- now -- you dynamic."

" It's warm and what John I would ask you -- you picked. -- you said in Super Bowl 36 you said Tom Brady to play for overtime. And he went down and he he led the patriots to a winning field goal it would."

" Adversary that remark after the fact it -- that you -- at the time. I thought it was the right thing and apparently I remotely Reitman and may never seen that lose that move we do the right thing. Oh yeah that many times -- classic last night I knew that wasn't me I remember an unknown than we do -- The we have all these things planned for the for Brett -- of patrons not even Packers patriots super wolf it was a Brett -- patriots who rule. We had songs were you ago you on the farm back in between you and a game. Com broke our back we end my birthday and compact and -- originally being an low Barbara fun on the Lambeau. With Lee and now just -- arm."

" You don't pour more slam which were every lunch yeah but that's. You you have a new one which I heard you do recently. And and I don't know if that guy you're doing likes it as much as I do you think. He's got Charles Barkley down to I mean he Hartley is -- I want that -- Barkley and it's and say hello to minimally united dorm. And it's all based on the word terrible because 2000 seat terrible isn't. On know now was World -- bass transferable to burrow move saying NASA craze that's that's not good there all. And he doesn't he doesn't want to -- if he could care less about the games that's the thing about channeling what do you think of -- out -- the games of march out. So I've no idea how Powell wants in the Georgia Tech game down known Lou TV but Kim Jong U is crazy and -- guy. I have nothing -- blow up the world lawmen Lopes who wants in basketball back -- you weren't in the -- Now what do -- one of our favorite guests on the show and we got I'm on a dozen times because we just like his energy level is bill Walton won't miss it tends to won't won't."

" Who is he can look out the window he casino at your city blowing out. Any could try and make it sound good a mushroom cloud going up like unbelievable chance for an entire city historical home. Gload didn't take that chance to hear him you have to be zombie person for a few years and it would be fantastic and act crave."

" That it is -- bill Walton talk about mushrooms that how that never going to happen talk. Gap player and super Mario bros just it's just remember old and."

" Who said it was old time leave your minds. Angel only I remember being you don't do you want you -- connecting them a piece they could -- covert I couldn't I couldn't match the other guy is or has there ever agreement earlier and you did it made trends of the Fred Roberts -- little -- this guy he's ready to play Howard Eisley -- years. We're talking about meet greet it is I gotta get your Belichick. Have you done Belichick and I think of them as a Sith lord. The people you know the and I think that's what that the that's -- people. It's just people don't like you know and the rest of the country of course you guys do I like I I don't I don't like that -- the cool thing for me about the Super Bowl. Is the chance to see history I think that's a really cool thing and I. I like underdogs but I also like you know -- dynasties and think that's pretty cool because he. We're ever going to see that we are you in on -- TV's you didn't bring you there -- from them again next year there's. Really no shot at that happening visit if this is a different NFL that it's you know it's parity must France. When asked to compare the army -- are we are yank Vick and -- and it goes rich and my friends in -- but to -- won't pronunciation I think -- the unit that's the thing people last beat somebody like Harper's of them it was a newspaper. Ask me about what I thought about you know why people don't like Belichick around the country innocent -- because -- where's that -- And he seems like -- he -- electricity out of his hands he could be the creator of big -- so it's that you know it's. That's Tom Brady and it might be and I can skywalker my friends are."

" I gotta ask you this that you win a tour briefly. President Bush here mostly -- got to ask you about super Tuesday what do you how do you see this thing playing out I don't know what it is first of all the it's at the Tuesday after the Super -- in lives are ranked and what happens in that their super Tuesday I'll dig a made that they don't expect -- play the game again today awful and I think that the -- into Davis controversial but think about plan and again we're controversy LA. Position spaniel which."

" mean even -- we handled -- that -- the president's fast when I'm -- amount that was just horrible horrible horrible the bowels going now work I didn't do. And being what are you feeding scheme ever again suggested to him."

" Oh is what their -- utility guy if you do a guy to the guy. I mean like I don't know how Matt has responded I don't know and the like me and all my manager and a two years ago the super moment what do you think of the game is agreed to and is only. What do you mean you know like I don't like him where he Hollywood people like Sugarman Shrek yeah. That's why I like his face them like that -- I think even break it who have agenda remembers going I'm a particular -- resulted in. The you know that's depends and he really gets asked for a copy of the -- we did the other day -- him again. Do you want your site giving -- look like a miniature version of John Madden. These I basket grabbing you from across the room and you have to -- and NY losing after going and what does it feel like it when you do Ditka ticket I don't do very good -- at least -- in the living daylights out of me now and he came up by easy educated -- how how how did how did -- not hear the gum -- anyone. There was you know like robot -- I'm."

" I'm was born in Chicago group the Milwaukee. So but my uncle always sent us all the united -- used to be able to win like things with your -- books or whatever those kind of thing in general brought it up. The ease with cigarettes used to be able to win NFL -- considerably. Happens anymore but they used to -- Jimmy posters over to a -- the only kids in in Milwaukee with -- giant banners posters. I got beat up a lot and after that but where was I -- that oh but for ticket just to come out to me and even know who it was I was like this is surreal I mean years ago. The first time ever realize and really cool job with Fox's Jimmy Johnson changes -- for one day that was everybody was talking about it was bigger than Jennifer Aniston changing your hand. And that I got the call the studio like a colony be like hey what's going on or -- little part of a TV show -- I know you Boone and moon told the studio. The penalty Jimmy talked to Jim. To Jim dog -- We James I hope we come back next year just so that we can visit again because I just I like you know I'm working I get out then working again and the Boston I guess they have these. They have these -- festival shows and stuff that they have been the hearing about like -- normality NEA and that's at a music festival -- the reality -- yeah there's definitely they're talking about -- to me out there referring in his system tonight you come back to Boston people -- I can -- I -- website frank -- get back -- you can -- all that information here and been -- or -- I -- current and plays and all the information will be out there and is he's downloadable ring intensity in him last time like nothing beats MLB -- free to on the -- like. The the B Tim and al pitching on yourself on what you got a phone called. I got a phone call. It's very the new ones Charles Barkley -- they just put on the -- just for guys when your ex wife calls is like."

" On known as we gonna be rural and that's the good Toro booked horrible -- X while strong for -- next thousand -- is didn't want to be X-Men. I cannot answer this phone call I wanna. Break -- think -- Friday -- just hammer Francis thank you frank -- you watch -- on the pregame show on Sunday on fox"

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