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Memorial Day Weekend "Jerk" Off

May 24, 2013|

Callers bitch about the Bruins loss, and we answer how long it takes to get over a relationship.

Transcript - will not be 100% accurate

And Mike -- project by AT&T. WEEI alive is available on your iPhone or android device brought to you by AT&T official wireless provider of the Boston Bruins of the most of forgy coverage anywhere in New England -- up today. It's but -- that we can still beat up prop thirteen from the Bruins. And a message to the room is valued field and I don't you feel little like Dick and I can I -- the listening audience channel -- got. Laughs we do have someone here who -- a jinx. His name's Jason how he's yank on them last night I called the -- on and on Twitter that's right. Room. It is remember that game and it was. The Celtics were in Atlanta he jinx him more than he knows the Celtics were in Atlanta they were up by about. 27 points or something like that yes. So he says. We got this one. So they're not going to lose the game and I think that's the game that. Rondo horrors they feel -- electric -- are supposed to be lucky. -- Not a bad I don't know I don't know house today no entry. Daddy. He did today what ticked them off he's up is so he's working on Monday he is I'm working on money he's forty weakened for a while I like early roles. They feel okay yeah we don't -- -- much. How about whether the hockey game last night I was -- don't cough -- Cold War whole back area Barack. And then message. Some close to that man those two goals they gave -- you decide who to blame may be wanna blame charm maybe it's Hamilton made his Rask. They were hysterical -- -- on in order reminded me. The Dave Lewis. They were bad goals they gave up and you don't want to go to AM in the Dave Lewis Bruins this team had a lead. -- -- the Bruins were awful. They were terrible team out down three zip after the first period they also have -- Toivonen and net which is not a good sign that have Zdeno Chara. Well particularly through those picture. It. Now -- was. Almost duke is the only one get heat. Away that was the tank jobs stop. Our conclusion that it almost half the games canceled public pool -- -- in the playoffs. I -- golden. Professional care workers. Having trouble paying their bills. If you could give a connection again this be greatly appreciate. He's just the worst of Mike up I don't know until what are well. This outlook should know I heard -- Forget it I'm just I'm speechless after that went forget it I'm not even try to make sense of conspiracy theory just drive your ball. Mo. Into Greinke and yankees. -- Yeah I kind karma thing I went to a patted him and then went. This payment so bad is going to be end up bad and you made the right kind. Not found. -- And that message Francona make the choice. Wasn't made for the choice he made the choice kind of -- -- kinda kind of behind. I don't -- think he made the choice as much as he was let go didn't she hate Tito before she hated to go before. Now that he leaves. She sympathetic they announced him like John -- -- Yeah apparently. I didn't normal morning. It won't let that put anyone they want that championship itself like but he knows that the people like -- followed it will -- -- attendant. You know electrical attack unfit mean you'll -- -- build a large portrait mode -- it although a bit maybe about like habitat. You -- of what might go by. And this message it and not high on Frank's latest on. I think Linehan has a problem with everybody. Not just Italians. They argue bandwagon wannabe -- and believe they have the opium the -- and check it what it code that can say is but that's where you have a one under through filled rock -- Think it still -- from your behavior. Is that. That felt to perform up all. And that message. Are out Phil Jackson did -- Bill Russell and he said we're we're measuring it. We're measuring or -- measure excellent excellent by championships eleven championships thirteen years right okay echo Bill Russell. -- has changed his tune a few times here now a week ago he said I gotta go Michael Jordan. Over Kobe Bryant. Now he's doing this article time he says. Cups of Jordan and Kobe. Colin. Whoever whichever guy get I'm I'm OK with. It's like you dislike hearing about Phil Jackson in the news. Hey I'll make another comment it's a little bit different no different floor and then everyone will talk about me. Funny how that works. I can't remember of people over the weekend when you -- but you're -- -- control hot dogs and -- Give him -- -- grade gold. Morons that's God's. We get -- borrow you know. No word I'll open jump in the -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- And that message. Instant jobs. The thing for Memorial Day. My particular you know but the really do you do that Sunday or Monday what is the right day for good insulin shot over memorial lately Sunday can you need to monitor -- -- at over. Probably both -- if if it's that serious you probably start on Sunday and took it to Monday. And that it instantly are about insulin shots a long weekend maybe I should now let's like de Paribas AT&T. Official wireless provider of the Boston Bruins at the most four G coverage in New England. Brought you by a our -- restoration specialist if you're a property your facilities manager or an insurance pro call -- to -- you have a disaster restoration game plan in place. That's 8774611111. Or a our -- serve. Dot com Mikey Adams let us. Did doctors write -- a prescription would wreck the thermometer that's what he -- up sports is some ails got my friend. That's sort of stupid but it's actually -- -- -- to ought to start your weekend with a chuckle a little slow tonight a -- so stupid that it's funny. Kind of I've we have a short show because the Red Sox are gonna play. Art is not -- and talk to meteorologist Tim Kelley says -- -- up -- yeah. You guys to forego my we were listed. Hey thanks for the ketchup I appreciate any time you're like that's Hume can that you don't put them opt out note and no eggs. Our economic yeah not home Fridays. And ruining your hot dogs this Memorial Day weekend dousing -- and -- users in a potential problem now you don't that is discussed watch what you put on your -- -- who come after you catch up. -- -- A low class can you do that putting hot dog -- which -- ketchup on your scrambled -- -- -- -- -- you like -- -- who -- it's hot dog costs about twelve cents. I don't see if you don't like throwing routes. -- people of Chicago -- Chicago dog that you lived in Chicago gap for by a militant about never -- matter of days -- I just wanted to target freeze I -- -- -- there encouraged technically you touched down into -- with our local I've visited. Jerks. You think wrong can get with any model. No any model single has -- the model and I can't please don't get snow. -- Maria that underwear model I think a lot of models just not home now. -- what is your favorite war movie. Corporate for memorial -- driver -- Thank. Appleton. Can be X rated -- whatever I feel like Mike if you know an X rated war moving shaving Ryan's privates. It was awesome. That was about. It's got to be Apocalypse Now. That's -- -- I mean that's on top two favorite movies anyway -- like I have to go Jerry -- was unbelievably. And received here on -- I know it is time now it's a weakness on my part. -- but I love apocalypse for walkers and Merrill's street. Near role. -- cannot cede that whenever CNET I'm sorry I wanna see what gets your bleep together. We got a little older maybe I can see it tonight. -- who was that guy. At your station that probably tried a little too hard during high school gym class much. Hands are always -- yes that is a no brainer yes. It's my it was his big chance to prove themselves -- like the big two sides debate on this street today Grassley got no problem doing it after a chip. I'll take you down did to push up with a teacher wasn't watching. -- you buy two tickets to a sporting event OK you give your buddy the second seat for free -- have to pay for your body now on the hook for the beer yes. But -- not just the beer for everything. Everything the rest of anything. Especially -- good tickets they're good seats. What do you got a free for everybody that what are your what are your office. Gives you what if your boss gives you to see you give -- to your buddy bribery is he on the -- no I'm -- -- all -- I think that he's on the hook for a -- he still got free tickets so you then matter that the Michael Smith and -- never. Never -- my conservative beverages that -- and I'm very I think it was a free ticket to begin with your role in the hook for a beer. But it but your body OK technically. Your body is on as on the hook for just a couple of Beers a couple of rounds but really. Your body will feel like I could do more. A good friend would do more. That is expect pressure and that's what makes them a good friend. That's one of the things that could you let is creeping up into the great war movie debated new but I like that that much was -- zero dark thirty. Greatly I mean it's it's a different take on a war movie it's not a traditional war moved to consider that a war moving. When its war on terrorism. Aren't if you consider that means not a traditional warmly -- But the longest day yourself for metal jacket I I ever want is only so Long -- yard you've never in the longest that from your era like John Wayne all the old guys. Here is eighty years old. Radio since before -- -- part of -- -- old fart -- always talkies. It's -- talkie at an early talkie with John Wayne will -- to. Next question about what sort of and we know it's like my parents I was an old John -- Jerks. While I continue to blow my mortgage money terrorist. More humidity at the racetrack yet talked to -- Jessica pocket but not really mean just from a different. From like a different -- different era. People go to a racetrack and just. Racetrack I was there for the Kentucky Derby was pretty fun a lot of people that cannot look at that Kentucky there but everybody there knew each -- like a whole community there on the stretch they come won't -- a lot of hockey. Mr. -- at worst of the racetrack. For fun Heather racing a sometimes we lived in elegant all apartment Friday night watch people that their -- -- you can cast your paycheck right there regardless of how it has -- -- -- -- -- -- I don't. A dollar Iraq we were like -- -- the -- any money on -- Always tell me this morning. Were you watch in this over the last couple days. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- little kids not to and twenty dollars. -- like 121112. Girls play baseball. Prepared to have. Watching twelve they can't get pitched. The game never ends. They're errors. I figured it again and ever and -- they don't catch the ball at our place. You know -- Daisuke vs Scott Kazmir god bless all be used coaches out there. It's not always what you see during the Little League World Series and he has utilities those who got it out your efforts like the top. -- -- the ever present 3% of the kind of weird question Oreo your oldest is what like three foreigner born how are you watching eleven -- -- play baseball. One has -- -- on the throat -- -- and gonna get to the -- one day we're really doing -- return to sort it out of the park to watch twelve year old boy baseball know we went to a park. Went to a park and as we were at the park or some kids playing. So. Accounts sort of what. Happened at the fine. Don't abuse was to meet. That was absolutely ultimate texted me Mikey I'm supposed to be a control that well I watched it you got your show coming up next that's right and I turned a daily planet today as -- -- report today -- turn on the bonus question from. From our from the other side glass darkly more. Geez I don't know -- bonus question. -- -- -- on a yard yes of course. Thought I had no MF is -- it is what are you gonna send your parents -- where you can send your parents on as a trip for letting you stay in their house to plots the next hour as well. Here's another question authority to do that from my parents and -- there. Yeah yeah produce up before I do you have to do something that parents are now so now now. But we have to send them on a trip there and I think that's not leaving would be not sure exactly not a trip but you gotta do something new and Gator you inconvenienced them now -- I think I made their date. The opposite -- just yet their day not their days is pleased they love -- -- clean your room before you go I can do that -- here's here's an embarrassing question for you guys. Assault going to be on a plane tonight you know going to Seattle. Do you ever when people sleep on the plane -- drew me. Yes on -- I don't know I thought you were -- things can happen to -- embarrassing and you -- -- in Atlanta -- did not play opposite. If they had every litter -- not not that much -- any more than it was in class when it happened -- man. I am not embarrassed by it in the least I'm proud. I got a question. How does take it over brick. How long were you with ago. And a knowledge here -- music well I say one year you're with the from one here on Wednesday. One year -- one year relationship should take about two months ago hope now at all -- and glory year relationship but take six months daughter -- all three years Norway one month so a one year equals two months. One month -- excellent -- and now three years it probably takes you five years ago. It I think you should be a week like vacations every area have been winner and without actually you know doctor holly please no more specifics about the relationship. It's just that you're never. A problem I'm worried that Ben actually judges this in minutes not in terms of months or years it takes to get over -- associate judges him is it a better 57. And it's. Yeah a three year relationship and so I still adjudicate you -- -- think it probably changes once you get to that level. I want your relationship by on the should take more than a couple months to get open -- with a wonderful here right but it it only went. After their headgear going you know not think that you know -- -- -- -- -- relationship is good sex nothing else you met the parents of one new relationship as you -- great sex for a year in them like look at this doesn't actually work as emotional attachment you get over at the minute the next two -- For one year period I. Had a chance no secret that when she lets you touch them to change your pronoun over -- get rid of you included me and that will be absolutely right is seriously re having great week -- -- -- for the long weekend. We will be back on Tuesday Mike Adams coming up next have a good moral -- by you.

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