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Story time with Cedric Maxwell, featuring Al Roker

Jan 8, 2013|

Warning... poop jokes ahead. Max tells another great story, which ties in nicely to Al Roker.

Transcript - will not be 100% accurate

I can't get a jump on board like Michael -- is actually a third man -- get back to the Carmelo stop got a treat for you because this story -- an -- -- story of the -- refresh everybody's memory. -- was I was indeed in Indianapolis. Indiana in this must -- Rick pitino's -- year. When our America we you know one -- went out with a -- with and they went to a strip joint account and get their little bit later. And they'd left. And obviously -- bit later and when I. Went out to the -- I sit in the cab and knowledge has felt a little more you know like what the hell was going on. But when I get out the cap by you know walk up to our room and this means misses -- -- politically correct here -- this Mexican guy -- the you know elevated. And he's going up in the doors closed and I'm going to five he's one of four. Well when the doors close I just got this god awful smell like now. What does that. Guy was thrown at him so he gets awful war to a close again this mail stays there. So now I give up elevated. For some reason I felt hasty. Put the -- my hands off my jacket. And came up with what -- that but I had said the captain somebody had taken the don't. Cuts and and the gap drop kid -- -- and I called -- people on run and alcoholic considered a person trying to figure out what happened. And it was up -- about what happened among -- -- a so called a cab got it -- dances used Meester and notices on the sound weird but. Of the cab yesterday and so my took a dump an asset and he was like. -- joke right. -- to look check your records and give me a call back. He called me back and said sir are you show us that this is where was that was at this strip joint at this time I know your records indicate we camp -- Calls you back about him -- please -- -- those are. Are you -- trees and I'll stuff. Colin -- I guess we got a short you can actually. Not to tell you what you know well you know Al Roker. What don't -- NBC -- the guys and -- lost all that weight. Because he had dead and surgery electorally -- A lot of -- and -- -- a little bit -- -- album that church. Sorry I'm so he's going to the White House now to see the president. This shouldn't. This is Al -- telling what happened. We have a bypass and you you know your -- been reconstructed. Do you think you're pretty -- and I probably went off. Any something that was supposed to and as a walking to the press room. Around them and you know petrol gas and learn more about myself and now. -- little some Mexican amount. Cooking your eyes but for weapons. Not horribly but enough that I do which is a common side effect the surgery exactly and so. I was panic in -- -- the rest from the press from throughout the underwear you know and just went commando. Tell you that told me I definitely true original that's when he. I know some people get excited about it at the White House -- -- Obama. That type of equipment. He's a professional as. She did you have to what you. Know cooking your -- My movement to him OK with you to. -- on. -- the winners and errors while. After our secure their composure. Pretty that's Dodgers to the White House and what that -- you. -- -- line at the end up with the where it was with command when I don't -- Oh. -- and calling for the rest from the press from throughout the underwear we'll just went commando in what is that telling. It told me that I've got to be very vigilant. As to when your nasty you know what I'll do my parents pitcher for the White House once that happens I'm -- the other direction got to get out of there. It's a comparable. -- Though I've made him a hero -- you did it go back to Japan now where. -- for. -- with them ago. It. Hooking it -- appointment. All were Joseph Biden -- yeah yeah yeah -- Margaret I don't forget about. What it's about time. And into the bathroom attendant that found moves to RS. Being warned it doesn't tell you -- your lack of weapons. Not horribly. But enough that I knew which is a common side effect -- the surgery exactly and so no. It. Panicked me solid the rest from the present throughout the and just went command and telling you. You've got to give them the person the person said had Mercury that surgery right. You gotta give -- that's legally rocker because it's not as medical condition. And -- -- -- Obama -- -- view most embarrassing moment in the White House. It was -- and -- you can hide my weapons. As. I still. What happens to Carmel he's apologizing here left and right it's been that he's kind of telling Al east throw it out here. They say KG said this -- -- sick for more than two games at least two games it probably get the ball up in. It that wasn't echoed in the vary vary man asked the incident them. That was that you talk about your players as delegates it can't can't can't yet if Michael is correct and I didn't see this. -- -- I see them there right this even more damaging to him because if if I'm going to brought KG. In alma hit on me and what. Well they could -- had themselves. And out right brawl that's all they're in the garage at Madison square. And imagine what -- guys could have gotten hurt blugolds. What -- happened in that situation he's got to get suspended. Can you get you've got to at least let players know silly that you can't get you can't approach I think he can approach the team bus. With with bad intentions sometimes guys approached about of their friends. Are on the other team they're talking to do they do little but in this case this was not a friendly thing -- title match everybody knows. I've seen this before -- do -- get your boy Malcolm. Your boy Mike will let her daughter my wits and Madonna are trying to give them away from the situation. So yeah this was no no court Philadelphia. Won't. Let's not in litigation in more compare your government -- -- -- -- he said he had us a shiny object which we Rollins that was mine -- was here. In Boston. That's right it was the big game after that Padilla lost a shy guy Philadelphia shiny object they -- -- that they sit in mill head in his -- that he -- It from a tree Rollins place. It was a it was the knife and I'm not. It was our global what was it was and I. And what bothered -- okay. -- capital don't let -- know stuff like this used to happen in the NBA all the time. -- just literally that's another reason. That's another reason that he will be suspended. Because don't go back the old they don't want that they don't want the perception that this is that corporately. The NBA is that is that the world's biggest corporate basketball league. And they don't want anybody to think. At their players -- part of these NBA cares commercials. And who were all in all the positive things are brought out about them during all star weekend in there helping out there rebuilding playground and talk and give to schools. They don't want anybody think that these guys after game. I want to bust -- so yes they will suspend him hey it will suspend Carmelo Anthony just because of what. -- had two games to gain jobs absolutely and and I think that is if you look at their budget talks about Michael says that about players. But the -- Unfortunately the reality chick is that players -- just like anybody that could be set the moment you know take their frustration but I've never seen a player like that. Where he was down like he was accused occasion he knew he was down the the garden metre RCQ what we have to go through TSA. Was near that with home when he don't he was seen. He was icing could pick up 'cause you when you look at it was on the phone talking like with Brendan. You know what -- what -- definitely up I guess that's when everything else down so he was on what side he was on the Celtics. Walker and some. -- he was when you talk about in the garage this is in the rock where our -- I heard he left. And went to our left went down toward the Celtics -- -- that which would be civil strife they are -- the next Arnold -- Or was restraint he start -- with the Celtics locker room he was screaming. He was pulled back from the -- celtics' locker room before he was gonna go when it was trying to going to is not to talk that it worked so now -- -- if he went in there. And he got physical than everybody else just jump all over Amanda Bennett and don't imagine it would have been caught caught on camera to all yeah everybody's -- everybody's she's not until his next move forced to grow. Down a -- Madison Square Garden old. -- old arena in a city where you know New York everything is tight tight spaces so you have to go down a ramp up. To get -- get to the bus and went on the -- In the who's waiting by. Waving at the ball in the Dario felt the -- KG become only the -- gotta get down that. Elephant like grain -- that you ideally you know what we're going to -- that no matter what people not just walk away -- -- walked down the steps in the day they walked down at that point that Michael thug as a ramp which is the circle -- now. In the and that's what we're and and coaches I was shocked. You know -- Carmelo would take it. -- first of -- I was more shocked at his teammates. That did not appeal from this is coaches in my it was it was one of my bets -- But how do you let him go from there. To that point to me is war so won the mixed in the -- Do you upset. So at this same point it's like when people have a fight in the NBA what happened. They tell all the coaches -- -- key a couple of -- assistant coaches here's your job you don't come out here you don't play now anybody a couple of more. If you -- -- was that upset. All the teams. All the teams we have a security person with him now that's security person should have stopped Carmelo before he got. To that other points. What yet locker room yet but when he went downstairs that security person should have been their Californians. To squash it. I would get to default calls coming up next elegant food delivered yeah food so -- -- holly stiffed them -- no matter. Ali is the most that they matter of once the data maximize our problem. This -- my you rest or rather I don't I'm gonna be checked in the search what 77 haven't I haven't really different about 837.

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