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At the eleventh hour. With you know what you don't you should find for a song tonight -- you're really interesting song in the sixties. There's a song called Joe realistic. Because the phone. It's a song by Johnny maestro and a group called the Brooklyn Bridge. And it's called the worst that could happen if you could find that's on it's it's so unbelievable. But this guy pulled the plug on his wedding.

He got cold feet is these. It is primary former net to answer. Quiche and cold Nichols. And what he was a fight with the -- couple days before. The wedding. And -- talent that thing was canceled he does he called the wedding but that on the guests showed up even bothered talent. That the where he just let people would lose the hotel Dem party he wasn't there of the -- won the bride was there was no weddings. Or talk about. -- there where there is no wedding oh with the party that's on music on his credit card right it's just so stupid.

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I don't how to make it legitimate and it's a beverage simple way -- he do it every sample.

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That's -- legitimate and it got you wanna -- summed up best to win each week. It is simple of that.

OK but wait now we have other elements of this and -- I don't know what -- read from baseball's perspective they say well -- like to include the fans in the.

Not screwed up and what what I was forget about it you'll want to exit bashing you get up and that ball OG. Yeah note -- five connector and iMac did pick whoever he wants to video but data wicket at Augusta do you want a legitimate game if you want legitimate game.

Okay now let me ask you what does that do as far as the players -- that they have. Wait did you ask are legitimate. No but the manager manages when he's got he picks the players what's what what what's there there impetus to be the best they can be out there.

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I -- Andy and you'll and I know how this shall meet people. You could sheik who wants some in light right. All right so it till we should make it ultimate big you know you -- all the images they don't make any to a whole likes it sit around yet. God -- glad it -- ion leaks did not.

Yeah I agree with you that the manager would fight to have the best lineup and would manage the game to the best of his -- keep an eye out for the right players and there at the right time but but this is something more to within that because you gotta get the place to go. In this modern climate. If they don't get something out of it they're gonna show up.

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Did you watch Obama throw out the first pitch.

Oh my god it was a the city limitations on that might want bigger budget Barack's uncle you'll -- get out of I'm well. I never talked bad about the president of the United States. He would look fantastic. He looked great. I think it but it bet better off handing the ball often Michelle. And good job -- I'm not -- the yeah they have not like these other guys. Bad about the president about it which I thought I'd never bad about the -- in its statement but let's Barack Obama.

Okay thank you Jim. He says I'm not like these other guys you'd think that's an understatement. It's a wrestling -- one of the most unique. That we carry you know that the bottom is people go back -- now -- that's what he is yeah. He doesn't have any phony news to him. The whole thing you say it's an act it's not an act that's how he uses.

I give a huge compliment and I don't want any very very I think it really you don't -- them call them to change. It's reminding you Dick Cheney takes a way that that he have his shotgun marriage became very generous that night so wanted to tell me -- experience Dick Cheney being and generous review think Cheney is very generous guy over the years of country. At a -- generous. That it might ask John at a car.

Hello John. Well migrate doorman clearly didn't that there had to Johnny -- struggle to bridge yeah -- booted the wreckage of the catwalk panel whenever you look. I've heard Joe did every year. Yeah beverage and Mehmet the other children that went all worked -- was solid. The casinos. Then it is still Eric. That you can tell you about it there -- over age group.

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How much of this changing -- top slot thing to do -- don't get it would. Yeah maybe it will be tried to begin coming I hear everybody talking about leave a bell -- a bad year but nobody really looked at stitched changing.

Yeah they are screwing with his motion and I we heard about it last year we forgot about it at least I did -- forgot about it this year. I'd maybe he did too which is to his benefit he's been getting people out down there. Look to god made the major leagues in 2007 threw a no hitter at one point 59 ERA and four appearances. It looked pretty a masterful then all of a sudden they -- I don't know try this so what's that forget that -- always did.

That's right I agree looked at what Bartlett put everybody's -- just kept match anyway and apparel reported seeing him steal what he does on Friday. You know I actually get the attached to pick a pitcher but. You don't really hasn't ruled anything.

I assure you Al details and other no hitter that would be great.

Why are helping steal and I hope you don't -- that's right ghost OPEC current laws workable form. And -- rescued both of the Major League should I'll never understood why you know -- they want to develop talent. But the -- and yet. Any big blob gets waltzed you don't want to -- out pretty pretty good -- only.

Original one I think the penny and smoltz thing that's money needed to spend on Teixeira and it was insurance. You know I I really do because they always knew that they got for five extra arms and minor leagues that are viable that -- get. Other guys form -- they figure they needed to share down the road or not -- Teixeira but as a replacement for him. They have bargaining chips that but if they can bring in smoltz a future hall of Famer. For for Brett really honestly pretty short cash. And at the same thing -- wasn't a big money risk for them but it was a smart move for them because it it's always better to have too much pitching.

I think you're right it one other thing I like just to -- it the first time obviously jealous of all time what com. There's -- talk about holidays you know I mean. I mean I would rather sweet we -- you -- this Nelson Cruz has been talk about -- means -- solid day. Matt Holliday that they get there and you know because they're quite get it back. Yeah now. But I have ticket -- often post a -- actually -- Nelson Cruz 22 years old Alec it's like the way he looks what you thank.

I think Texas likes the way he looks for the cheap money -- in -- so I don't know why they -- it's rally that. What should. They do but they also you know who doesn't need a guy who's got one -- got. 41 point what are you Wal-Mart I carry it anywhere let jockey imagined he'd dig debt and taxes at the ticket I would 22 elements the All-Star break. Winds up -- forty home runs trade of a couple of pitchers. They -- catch it nothin' but crap down their taxes.

What the world -- acuity.

No they have a track record -- Dolan ask okay oh you look at Kindle you look at job you'll look at Campbell and you look at it you look at Davis big apology club that -- They need is court one of the location -- does -- a secret that they could get a couple of young pop -- colts. And may be -- not somebody like that.

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Now don't don't let me ask you another question about mister crews were positions.

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You know I don't -- I'm married maybe do a -- and again I don't think I don't think Texas -- say. A guy that I don't guided that that we with the kind of potential talent -- room let that go.

I think you're -- tax I want to see you close at first base WNYC movement there.

Knowing all lol come back in you he should go back to first where he's very very good in -- everything up the I agree I agree I taught -- it's huge. But the the healing of the injury lol. We'll be back this habit to only be. --

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I wanna know how you felt that you know wait all night well which one it is like being in history and also I ain't and I -- come out. The Nazi who can't I can't wait till that. I'll bet yeah I did not quite yet how -- and now there's a long and then you know he -- let Pena. -- holiday commitment to become. People want any.

You know I I was a disappointed for him because you know this again this is a tool for him for every last time mile by Amber's -- most obviously the last time whoever opportunity to do that. That's go to the Austin again relates to get one -- is a lifelong thing that people work hard for and I felt bad for him I also thought. That you know there's a way they -- big to get him inferred -- Enid look you bring a man I know it's tight game and all that. You bring a -- for a couple of hitters that the guys get -- you know you make the move it's it's still about getting into the game that's all.

Yeah exactly are but I'm kind of up -- eight Albion. --

Yeah that's that's interesting because you know I always love Pedro red size that we ought to be soaked so master wants and he start to lose in 04. He had one decent season with the Mets the Red Sox -- you know what we're not gonna take a chance on seventeen million dollar contract this -- for 345 years. The Mets had no problem -- that -- you know the Mets certainly did not get their money's worth. Yeah he he really honestly that his last season at the -- of five game streak collected the money. Now you know him maybe a bit different pitcher I don't know I don't know what is now after all this stuff that he's been through to try to get summit. I I know that the Red Sox don't need any such situation. At the Phillies think that they do or you know what they've it'll put some fans in the seats or whatever I don't know where it got the very best we could out of Pedro. For the longest period of time. From 99. Or 98 yards right rule till 2004. He was a lot of fun to watch yet the.

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And might get it. It's important that team last year so I -- could let you know sponsors in new world indignity -- news team of -- love the Jamie moyers story because here's a guy never art. You know just learn to bench and if you look it up and -- braided -- needs to look at this so this might be the biggest. Blown trade in the history of the Boston it's them forget about the favorites I mean. Yeah orbit that was sold -- withdraw money in trade for players so. As a as applies to trades. Jamie Moyer. For Darren -- yeah I mean look it up. Look at the winning percentage in the in my victories put down Major League it's like copy by one Jamie Moyer starting in mid 96. When the Red -- Adam. And he was seven -- for the Red Sox and they Trace of from Darren Bragg and some audio some. We help you think Darren Bragg hit the most SC. Eight. You know thirteen maybe maybe thirteen. But Jamie Moyer -- nine did I mean system based on winning percentage of loan discount was unbelievable. Lost its emperor. Leprosy.

It was unbelievable. I looked at numbers up.

Frankly. -- Darren Bragg. An outlook Jamie Moyer because I know that he was seven and one when he left the Red Sox in which wanting to trade a 71 pitcher it -- 71 here. Darryl Bragg a total of ten home runs and 96. -- yet you -- so Sony lead okay. So Moyer leaves the Red Sox halfway through 96 goes to Seattle where six and two ended up thirteen three. The following year he seventeen and five up that. Fifteen to nine. That fourteen today thirteen to 1020. And 613. And 821 in seven -- edit again he turned forty. Red Sox just -- that that whole thing operate there.

I'm sorry but that's awful. I didn't add up the numbers you heard the records via guide it was wind.

He's crafty lefty Mike and guess who's guess who's his father in law. All along it helps -- felt I love that my body digger. William is in beautiful -- Guam home of Six Flags.

Yes it is how are you like it I believe that's not even the best part what's the best -- on I don't know eating meals. Trying to go. I but arms -- of course outlook there's others so lovely place early. Jack will dynamic. The shortstop yeah that's -- yeah what about. Equity -- Reiterate again. Good ensemble -- right now I don't AAA players to come and maybe.

And I'm gonna wanna pay people in look. And look -- we play and I think the world trade and you know.

Jack Wilson is a lifetime to a 69 batter in this year so far -- 270 that's pretty consistent business.

At a fielding an incredible -- Staying healthier than usual.

He's notably good fielder does he have any speed does he steal bases or anything. -- Because I don't really and you know of the thing about anybody to bring it plays or anybody -- for Pittsburgh we don't know any about. Right I mean is that we don't know much about Jason Blake -- he played in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh is so quietly just there are no whatever watches their games and never shown on national TV.

Oh another short stops -- think we could trade -- yeah. You know now besides -- we'll simply have a Fuller.

Jack Wilson. Career high in home runs is twelve career high in RBIs fifty is 62.

You know I mean I guess they don't have I got to be honest I don't have much feeling about -- any in any direction at all. I don't know what what's meant what makes him better than Nick Green in your.

'cause I think it's sharp the infield and then you have depth with Nick Green the play -- a -- gets hurt again. Now what -- do would you -- three short steps. It W golf course. Don't let anybody ask -- related to -- the 9000009. And again this year -- next year right. I don't know next year's last year right. Yes I think you know what -- left. --

decided 07 series got two more including issue. No one wants to what a waste of money you know this year -- next year.

There is pretty cut off the the bench it'll take nine million dollars come off the.

Nine million dollar off the screen you without I don't know about you Williams when I received coming off the bench I don't get all excited like -- and win this scheme now.

These come per like my family -- You know lately it out the past couple of collapse of the.

I know. Him at his very best he hit singles you know.

the sellout and are all probably have my point is -- for Halladay given up pitching for fifteen ruin your whole you know.

Yeah -- pitching we need deep sense that -- as an activated -- during this season.

I think I think you can get sort stops somewhere.

lot of catching movement takes place in the Aussie battling you're the into the Red Sox are gonna catcher it was it was very odd twos 67. They got former Yankee most valuable player. It 63. -- to Howard they got a 67 the end of his career and what he did you hit do -- I think -- like 17 the Reno. 180 years something guide for the Red Sox for the rest that year what he did do was he taught everybody on the pitching staff they were of very young pitching staff. He taught him all about all the hitters in the American League is you've been around for ever and the settle down the catching position formed again didn't hit anything but you're right rarely --

Discarded it in tens of thousands Milwaukee you know -- can handle that pitching staff well it is the same thing at Oakland. Oakland pitcher that's been very good since he left -- look -- Milwaukee objectors. --

you know I again I don't think they're gonna look for shortstop. You can deal one of the ones they have I really do I think the -- nicer are resigned themselves that part of that is used their budget they were -- you know. Ten million dollars a year. Allocated so.

They don't think they're gonna get -- overkill because of the money.

If they get to Lugo for a unified some -- take them if they if the if they're gonna get rid of them and some as a takeaway of the -- is gonna have to subsidize. Well. You know what they -- now we're talking movement that Jose -- room with Jack Ryan it's just -- scary William thanks -- the call we -- take.

Break MI you wanna say what you want to say you won't use it says while -- at the Red Sox are playing it pitcher who said. -- well. He should know as well as anybody. You can never. Have have. Not. It's.

I thought this next on the planet Mikey show hi Jimmy I don't.

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Yeah I don't know I -- ago a relief pitcher is probably the lowest guy and the food chain when -- of trade value W depending who would his music closer obviously -- That he then that money steps up a little bit or -- highly effective set up guy but. Other than that you know we're talking about a lot of people look at you know really it is interchangeable parts he's part of very successful bullpen. They wanna keep -- it is Rolen is rhythm then maybe it is worth more but. Largely that's not what people will set -- trade around you know they'll pick up a guy here or there to fill up that rule.

They are there -- not a comment. All. I hate being that. On the American -- anyway I think if -- if disagree in the law and shot well. I think that can't compete in fields. From where the dirt in the past and the American lead to a group they have.

Tampa Bay's infield first -- third they have -- know what's his name the Longoria is huge. Carlos Pena Barr -- and whose are the -- and all you. It right well -- yeah again I mean they're they're good I know the Internet but. What are corners of particular.

Well -- to say don't you think better in the American League. I think -- a -- I think bigger global -- and Ellis are at war that by.

I think the well I mean if walls healthy in Detroit obviously Pedroia Youkilis and lol and know almost matter we have it shortstop is pretty darn good to win the raw healthy. -- let's say you're right so go ahead. -- you when he went there with a.

Well what do that I eight think that tip off is it up what they need to backing I think it definitely. Just wrapped -- the he would have not. Met boxed in yet.

Okay now they that they have a future threat to have a high payroll and keep all the stars and that gets our.

Wait a lot well all they lock that one Gloria -- On its book for the went to -- created it it would still have a clear what to a three year by the operation. -- I I think you don't know about you spend a little bit odd on up on up front line stop and I'll tell you look at the popular BJ Upton. Call it. That you look how that -- up late and too little but the little threatening now what can they spent the I don't know everyone contract that.

We asked a question to you why you care about Tampa Bay. I just that -- Well I got obviously when the world's -- they won the American League last year that is certainly don't need these are not -- as a contender. But I just don't use our right.

Everybody talks about it in nick yet you know being. That so what she yet seen any out on top of that.

Okay so they'll be around for awhile I don't think they're gonna beat the Red Sox this year and a -- reason we talk with the Yankees we native I've I've started meet the race.

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I think the Yankees and feels better than the raising. When you get. Any rod and Jeter and was first raised to share on mark to share yeah Robbie canal. I think the Yankees in -- it was better in the race to widget. To actually meet the Yankees we I think. --

Ignite he would keep -- guy I'll I'll give -- and a spot if you if you gotta pay roll -- a lot of follow that line.

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Unclear who actually -- and he is of that that it'll. In the payroll I'd take it -- but today.

Let's do the math right now. -- that forty million dollars a year for this year right. Twenty million dollars a year for Jeter and 33 billion dollars a year that 73 million dollars that that those three guys probably make more than 50% of the payrolls Major League and I can -- around 56. Add that -- and talk about 73 million dollars. For just those three guys. The FCC -- assi and you're -- a hundred right there. -- easily find five guys -- way over it -- for five. The -- I did the math earlier in the year. Six the top six page Yankee players make more than the entire Red Sox team. Combine. That those about the -- York yankees Torre got an expert -- got.

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Is one of the most embarrassing things for Major League Baseball the way it turned out I think it was a funny idea originally but it got out of hand and obviously became big stake wherever he went nuts. Like a riot there riot broke out --

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