Monday Night Mikey

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You know us and it has been all we can work done this I hope. -- I think it is I have a formula scientific formula. Regarding steroid usage. An idea and be able to quantify and qualify. Everybody in in Major League Baseball everybody. Everywhere. To win 90%. Degree of certainty. When I'm quoting any sources are getting involved and it beats him detective work tonight you know like at. Like at one of the guys and forensic files on court TV --

you know after spending that weekend -- MIT recently with all those of physics majors and professors -- girls -- way -- and I was -- overall women. -- Geniuses who is that laugh but. I you know look it's one thing to be hang around we geniuses. Okay which I try to do every week. But it's another thing to be hang around with MI. MIT. Female geniuses or. Some of the experiments that we've done and it so I haven't done now 90%. There and 90% accurate. As far as who does steroids and who doesn't so now you have the quintessential source you can call it even if you're thinking of doing -- sport of article or some kind of investigative piece. You can call me. Quote me as a source. Okay. And let's say I throw out a name of a guy who's dirty from steroids are okay -- just throw one out there right of the one right now. From. Adrian Beltre. If you hear that music that means their dirty. Okay and that -- know what's the formula for this theory. I can't really revealed only well I sobs arts and first of all John Middlebury College -- far -- scientific review. Absolutely it's your not a scientist you know claim to be now. You know physics was tough for your limited knowledge of signs I happen to know now and he -- if you call into the radio stations set up about disguising and you can hear the music. That sounds like. Thank you know -- dirty and I don't even have to say anything because I don't want to be brought up on charges aren't we sued by these guys you know for slander libel or have -- crap they conceive for. So we just kind -- infer it but remember that we hear that music it's based on. My science. Okay and I can tell you clearly and with to a ninety degree a 90% degree of of accuracy. Who's on steroids and who isn't. Would you measure various players heads over the weekend or went. It's on not your pick -- aren't trying to find out my secret way into journalistic ways yes some sort of are willing to reveal that do you think I would tell you firstly they are calling SI. Probably SI with a league -- league first say look I I'm your guy hero on this they're going to find out though that it's that it's accurate and and I'm going to going to go any further detail on how point. Derived misinformation but just know it's accurate. Okay infield three I trust his forehead and NJ part of -- that someone name comes up on the or someone asked me if if I go like this thumbs down their means that we need to hear that music. Yeah. Speculate. As we get ready for the season to begin -- And I I have decided about David Ortiz. I've figured out old David Ortiz thing and you be happy you know there will be no music. One reader David Ortiz. Now after those of you that are concerned about the -- I understand. I sympathize and empathize I'd do almost -- Both the Bruins and the Celtics now have lost twelve games however. Here's the bad news -- Bruins -- They have lost five out of their last six hockey games. That's not a good sign. And you're all familiar with I think it was news show regular basis with the bold and courageous bet -- made on the year. Regarding their first round in the playoffs. I gotta tell you that went. Which team was 56. I get a little -- in my own. Own -- on this thing because. You know prices that they would definitely win the first round. Via of the NHL playoffs prediction for. It was a good prediction at that time as it stands right now of the season routes and today. -- the the Bruins play the Buffalo Sabres. In round one of the National Hockey League playoffs. The Sabres at 3123. And six and that's the logo you do not. That's for that would be a logo that I do not want my rank the one rate as -- that's tough one take. Carolina. As drop out again at the c.'s order and today the National Hockey League. -- would be probably Florida. Buffalo that I could be dealing with the Florida panther logo I -- not want that tattooed -- my -- I -- spend and -- it's as -- and they slide shows -- ferocious blow it -- but it's the pain of actually having -- thing done as -- I think I'm concerned with -- colors as -- yes Panthers and the earlier -- I want that don't want the rangers' you know god knows it -- the Canadians but those teams that are within striking distance of last place. Would be the ones that upset the Carolina coast of climate one point. Just about him that the Brewers at forty. Twelve. When they play again tomorrow night against Florida those seem Panthers those pesky pants they had to throw my own asses destiny right now Boris and some new news Michael Ryder will be back. After missing Saturday and brother. After missing seven games -- back in the lineup more -- going to give us not to change shoelaces. Now. What about your Mikki Moore update QB gets -- your thoughts on Mikki Moore played like it I think it's good yeah -- its rating meaning they needed even before Kevin Garnett went out I mean they needed some -- bench -- seven footer and he has plenty of experience -- I think it's good signing. He's averaging sixteen minutes a game in three points. It's the rebounds. He's averaging three point 33 point three rebounds and so yeah well blame for segment of the you don't really look. You know he can bring some deep fences -- some rebounds and he has experience too and -- member a couple of seasons ago and that's a Celtic. Yeah -- fact he was here for a slight -- you know it you know as we know that his first name is spelled Mickey. Well he's trying to be like you might -- know because MI KK guy that's that's some girls name. Yet that is a little hard to say that to his base well today he's kind of an odd dude you'd be in my catalog he he can collects or ease has also were -- reptiles as pets dusty. Now like cowboy constrictor is an alligators and all sorts of stuff like that series of freak yeah.

Must -- That's the big via WV EI dot com confirming. Through a league source -- herald's report about free agent Mikki Moore. His true. Expect -- Celtics were to clear waivers and be tomorrow -- more about that tomorrow night there's some big man I guess. Potential relief for the -- better option Patrick O'Bryant has future absolutely. Let's see brad at this -- for Major League Baseball Brad Penny. Threw off the mom and batting practice -- batting practice in the big right hander. That's good I thought the big right -- Guys like him had positive news about his shoulder he says I feel great. Today for me answer a lot of questions mentally and physically. I don't know what to expect the first time going out there to face hitters but everything felt great. And I guess he's trying. To be the fifth starter right. I mean isn't that the game he's looking to get pods started number five rotation. Or could he be four if he's good enough he -- before. He could bounce Wakefield there -- right or drop them down a notch and what about smoltz seek. It is going to be right now is like -- at the end there especially come Nate. Come may when when smoltz he's so allred ago. Also something -- Here's that I just want to give you guys is you know -- that sometimes Major League Baseball players drink. We also knows Mickey mantle did this year drink -- player. But according to. CNBC. There's a piece of Mickey mantle. Member of beauty of the schools round. Where Mickey signed -- ball and he wrote -- yogi. Hero bleep yogi in the begins with -- Well thank you hurt us worse I won't hurt this where Mickey mantle. And it isn't that ball is being sold. At some auction site somewhere. Fort. 2750. Dollars. -- Mickey -- metal ball is probably you know we should ask bill cast and that is really is he he's he loves me human he would know. Rivera 500 bucks at least five problems on Wednesday may be more to. And -- to have this and this inscription on there in Mickey's hand -- yogi is it makes it special. So if you got an extra 2750. Dollars round that ball could be yours. Our good buddy A-Rod mr. -- steroid lying cheater. And is a big list those guys now a list of lying cheaters that I had put together rhetorical moment on there's only one -- costs -- yes yes that's -- differentiate if you know. You know elements and is about Barry Bonds from one era of course on the list and so is Clement Obama. But it writers retain a lawyer named -- reasoner. The second member of his legal team also worked for Sammy Sosa and indeed had it. Receive -- met with Rodriguez in Tampa Saturday. And somebody who's Vegas familiar with the meeting speaking on the condition of anonymity. Because no announcement was made the Yankees third baseman shortly after the SI article. Rodriguez hired James. He must speak Spanish. -- sharp also represented then president George W. Bush in front of a federal prosecutor. Is a big shot guys -- guys Rodriguez get himself ready for whatever. Long term ramifications. The story about him. Bring his press -- bigger than mine there's. Also had a Phillies team source saying that. Maybe. They're well they're not optimistic about it but that did that Nomar Garciaparra might be on the rise and things they've reached out to him during the offseason. Reports out of Oakland has the is at Houston the in the veteran although Garciaparra continues to -- retirement. At a very young age they retire from Major League Baseball also speaking of legal -- one more thing. It's a federal judge has ordered Barry Bonds' personal trainer Greg Anderson is -- rotting in jail. On his ass because he will not rat out Barry Bonds and you know ON knows there's gotta be some money can make that relationship. They're going to bring in in the court to disclose once again whether he intends testified. At the trial next month. We out morally anticipating in negative answer that question -- was -- wrong with it and meanwhile the judges may Kennedy's yen bonds. By yeah barring the prosecutors from using some key evidence such as these positive steroid tests. I'm and unless Anderson testifies to bring all that stuff together. Under one big umbrella of evidence so legalese -- one on one legal stuff course the Celtics that I will be heard on our air. As always the 45 and twelve Celtics the only prayer I have for that seven in twelve season. Is two for them to win a 25 consecutive games. That be special will be nice yes they have been difficult special without Garnett and have to win 25 Monroe. Okay beginning with tonight that prediction come true and it's really mean once it's once they lose their thirteenth game you won't hear another -- bottom -- Not surprised while it's still open. And it's still throw out their as you know -- could happen. Very slim chance but -- good. The telephone number on the -- 617. 779858885250. Emails planet Mikey WPI dot com you can Texas -- to five or row. You could climb on your rules and sent smoke signals. You could call a friend of a friend of of Brandon Graham pass on a text message. Through my personal cellphone. Or you can just come on down the studio doctors on the show either way all those things are possibilities. JP and in Providence just decided to just pick up the phone call on all school right JP.

That guy of the guard and might -- that moment forget John -- autographed baseball at their. Many gulf --

You tell me you know I don't. I guess what he's seventh you take the side you take the cost of the ball out of its first.

my golf club but you know anyone that they uplift -- going to I didn't have both that would Garnett out and Ned -- it appears the smaller that didn't beat up Obama.

No here's why -- have watched him over the past wasn't -- out for awhile last year to do that at that happened appears he tends to take the reins of the horse and stuff like that happens. And in addition remember all those years when Paul Pierce just did everything in he had no teammates there worth a crap to play with -- well you know now he's still got what they won by twenty yesterday without Garnett against Phoenix team that won I think four row. Yeah there was were allowed to Phoenix is in good defensively as you're Dallas right. That much we know. But you know -- It can they win without Garnett yes is harder sure. But. I don't anticipate any problems with Paul Pierce's performance he's our guys are Warriors coach I think it depends on the games that mean you know there's certain games were pierce going to have to play more minutes they usually doesn't seem goes with -- Ray Allen just has -- out. It is looking get by a mean looking at the schedule coming up. -- the Clippers -- wins and I think tonight will be tough -- they get Indian act Friday. So they get some winnable games here -- and you know just -- in the bench. Right they're going to in both those games they really are six or 7779. Ridiculously quick break. -- like some flash action killers of no no flash yeah I'd ever know I I never know when there's going to be you know I mean I know Pete. Leaves early in John Ryder desperately. Sometimes. I'm ready to go I don't want to let me.

Start -- you weren't allowed to listeners and -- sometimes when it's gets after 635640. Just a little too late in our our kids build up a spot so. Unfortunately I have to cut right national figure.

Blame in the big show for hang in overtime today all complaining and blaming it. -- I'm not really I don't care of the of the big show hangs over 1015 minutes because you know that I get credit for that in my ratings I think that's a wonderful thing. You know and and big you know big huge ratings on the -- that huge staff for 56 producers. In 1910 co hosts this fully aware that might take the wood and then we Whittle it down for the next. One half producers. You know John writer whose Natalie flash guy most of these Celtics guy you have time Celtics 31 enemy only half --

Listening to planet Mikey when Mike get them. -- on -- yeah we got Sports Radio network well.

It's kind of hard. Is -- you have to prove that you're that you're healthy but I. You know I take a little while it was just ease into it and and right now you're mechanics and -- and out here on you know takes a little bit in the pillows and things like that I'm off amount. My fifth time I think. You know went really well from me. And I'm mentally that that the problem.

That's Brad Penny you know is obviously brilliance. This I want the -- be successful. That's telling him every year this time here. In particular put him on the all -- team. Thing is put some additional people on this list -- adult. Will be dollar he's a guard for the UCLA -- I'm talkin' baseball but it was but on their problem non baseball which would Toby arrow and why I don't know -- it's a money team. -- like execute like my buck Martinez yeah I it and read Nichols. And to grant money Brad Penny William penny feathered Don money's perfect perfect I've been that team. About Dave cash. Yet.

How to haven't finished about to Kevin -- you more recently and even more current actually. Who else is -- but we said --

Barry Bonds. Yeah that's money that is eight. And team. Manager -- But the clean team. That's okay Don money. He goes on. Don money. -- that might play like Brewers the Brewers yeah third base -- Right handy here like in this seven injuries. Some seventies early -- Brad Penny you know definitely hand it. Or anybody like names sent. This is I do this opening make a list of money related name from the audience to their that the team much more clearly means Coachella. Curt Schilling -- You call. Some already called it hurts. Steve -- got that information conveyed act quickly. Curt Schilling. --

I've had a -- the Celtics because day. I really enjoyed yesterday's game watching Rondo who is -- yesterday Gant whose birthday too. I -- particularly -- so make of these old man like -- look like fools I mean he was. He was on --

He is so quick and we've been saying that now -- Years three years since he's been around the guys quick.

I think my children and really every Tommy and I cannot for the game was great talking about how -- he goes and into the paint now. --

He's he's he's got more options he's not foursome.

And these are these are important spot.

I think I had a lack of confidence on that shot the veto most the last year and a good portion this year. I want if you get the point where you're on a roll you get confidence in your shot than this guy can do this. Pretty regularly and I illness earning a dead midrange jumper a little better he's going to be better from the free throw line and absolutely yes as a -- because he.

But you know it just it just thought I got. This points in his demeanor and that's the one thing that I like about the guy -- we talk about it if they can give is that he's a competitor.

Oh my god yes as hell aren't they want. He's busted out there on the court every single time -- guy doesn't -- around take plays off and he's he just turned 23. So the best is yet to come from this guy and I don't have any doubt in my mind to be an All-Star of the Celtics have success in the playoffs this year. The game garnish enough attention. That. That and he will be on the austerity next.

As is playing with a chip on the shoulder because it yet -- and shot of some of these people from outside Gary Payton. Should shut his -- at this point speak up say something good about.

When I also feel he also is takes a lot of hard falls underneath him who when he goes charger and an army it's not he's not huge so he gets knocked around a little bit -- tough well like the guy a lot.

Junior Ron -- and -- common ground game yesterday that. Everybody -- come about them being in the hunt did. But he still thinks is that the they have the credit there I would I really grip and attitude -- I think that's that's -- Especially at a point five straight Mikey because there's these guys have it.

And I went to what -- I wrote John don't also started tennis iron they'll John writers and -- say I'm. At bat. How how great would that be if they went 25 and wrote go to seventy and twelve you know it -- pre season prediction comes -- with a 25 game winning and it's in his Mikki Moore ironically that's yeah mud -- time pat helping -- yet I still don't get why he could -- spell the name Mike he with a MI AT right. We need to get him on the show he's kind of an odd due until that tilted it perfectly ownership that's like you bill involvement spelling your name do you why.

LLL. Ability BIR yeah -- stupid right now but I. I enjoy just -- given quite a bit and won the medals they wouldn't Perkins. We're just that typified the walk I -- you Britain's. Nick going to work inside by complaining on every call you know you're going.

You yet you know the I I agree with ya you know I think as the best way to Madrid basketball game though. Your first you pour yourself a big hot cup of cocoa and yet you have a cinema cinema Graham crackers. And you know. Where you smoked -- ball. Appears. As a I don't think that's right you do it Konerko in the Graham crackers it's good yet coach -- big hot cup of cocoa west and Graham -- right -- only thing I like better that is that a salad sandwich and a cream soda. I got its -- anybody named bill. Bill now while -- allowed. I mean let's go a dollar Bill Bradley. Called him dollar bills that's more specific. Greg in Rockland has nothing just to participate.

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No I called him nor storming Norman crash cash.

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But that's element at a church what sucks worse is that he died -- lot of unofficially blow you out of a robo with a couple of bodies. And I -- a heart attack when he was fishing. Norm cash. Certain just did you know he's probably you know smoke into. But out the idea that's how we die it's a decision on nine you know more about norm cash that you bargained for in -- Condo next demagogue it. How about Ernie banks instead of Marcus Banks for crying out loud down pretty you know rustic. -- just. So far. -- Joe thanks to the call.

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Yeah Joe -- I guess is last name but he's a baseball player. All I know I we can find guys in any walk of life that you know that. I -- broadcast the game. That's not got to make above layer -- not really. You know out of these attitudes coins and would put -- an -- and I don't know took scoring. You know what I've found that women really hate when -- votes. I have about 45 times have done it just kind of as a joke. And they get really mad you know something about. I'm so -- Ortiz say hey honey I don't pay -- I had a baby now they get really matter where you say hey putts did you.

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Somebody needs to although the play -- in Major League Baseball is happy.

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And I will ask or kind of thrown his together have fashionable or just until some time to begin. Mario grace -- Now maybe Denise is in Rhode Island BBC has some penalties. Why am I gonna call you to its funny. You know that's like the year but what's going on with it.

Well you're catching Schilling how about gene block.

She mocked. Like what's a mock jury although that's a mark. -- that's. That's out of that's -- that it's ever use CH mocked yeah I hit it out at home. That's impossible. A -- are you using your dialect a year. -- to try to get out of the week it's like that it there's as Cuba's it is than it was pitcher wise. Thanks ago. -- Yzerman -- when some other. Has got to be other. Currencies have. Like a frank. Of the -- united talked about it Herman franks pago. Remember him. Herman franks enough and I was like manager of like the the Giants beat the San Francisco Giants and -- Franklin Stubbs a big fan of the shallow. And you work Franklin Stubbs is yeah. That some of the money I know guys want to mention that may be you know thanks now DJ bill in Providence. DJ big bill. Now is that there is that your hand nobody want to and spin records. More -- It's all digital. -- my friends are you just press a button in the song comes up yeah it you don't have to human you don't have to cure the record -- thing. Bob managed to beat a DJ when basic ones do well high school dances in the seventies like you know fifty bucks and our. I go on -- I had all vinyl records you know I had to bring to turn tables giant speakers and mixing board.

While mom fifty years old white guys that same thing back then I'm so glad I don't have to do that anymore yeah -- and records a pain in the ass. That the pain and karaoke -- carrier PPG you know calling up Apollo. You're Europe. Mike Vrabel and they're coming up so.

Yet that gets him a right chip but it's like seven big event. May 27 going to be huge this year.

and well I mean listen much commanders karaoke going to show one night we got nothing going on -- that -- great all right I'm yeah red. What I do Waller put John -- hole negated. Drunken karaoke nights in a Friday you know wanted to we have no you know we had nothing going on some -- deserves -- time year. It is not a hockey gamer a base of basketball game going on you know we get the whole month the mark.

that doesn't that's different that's like you know because that's spurts. You have the big weekend -- of the what does it Wednesday Thursday it would has -- it builds up and have a few days off -- get back at it again. And dead in between those laws -- nothing going you know. Games in Boston stammer. Who played Boston we don't know yet honest hard -- by which which bracket which -- to reach I think he's out -- and I'm runs as the second regionals I believe via. -- Arguments that. Now have people called real time you -- to boot Drexel play you know the all of them and yet when Atkins. 6177798588852. Fives very fiftieth coming up my answer to these tired country's economic woes.

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