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Wed, 17 Dec 2008|

D and C take calls on the strangest and funniest names our listeners have come across -- Part 2

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  1. Randall Gay3:36
  2. Chad Johnson5:23
  3. Matt Albers13:36
  4. Reebok5:20
  5. Mali10:55
  6. Bo McCalebb2:17
  7. Dick trickle3:01
  8. Ira Allen3:33
  9. Livingston parish1:28

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DNC I heard your name is George and had to pass this -- Texas that Jerry how would you pronounce this child's name. LD. Dash a noticeable Elliott and yes it -- no ugly day no lay up note -- know it's announced. Lead dash off. Yes you read it right the child attends school in Livingston parish Louisiana. Her mother is. When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name she said it but it's his not -- at some good -- bats today that's.

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My wife and I says Robert were looking at the big pages at the bay state Medical Center in Springfield. For whatever co workers -- given birth and we found a baby named genocide. And a generous side note just one word for David genocide. Can't do that it says the picture the pictures included the father who out of gold -- with all the remarks sexual assault long lost election it take on the site. Before being critical that person who doesn't take -- seniors -- you know I think goofy thing what's this I want Ramirez we'll get everyone's attention and in the kid genocide Matt and Quincy mentions the good guys you mentioned former Colts receiver meter. Grip on the front fondle football -- barked where's the yeah and us against just. I -- at pharmacy in Springfield says to come this person. Genocide and felony. Other strange names have ever seen I understand apparent might think these names sound good. But wouldn't you at least look to see what they mean before you named your child genocide and felt felony felt Allen. Post that name and depending on the -- is -- Rhode Island hello Casey.

don't guys. Before and it's my name by the way Jerry on the -- in the NFL what happened was Reebok to cut up all the jerseys over the summertime when Chad Johnson changed his name. They said that they would lose all. A bunch of money if you know much was in the it was like some like four million dollars.

I -- I -- us a charity I don't understand how would you negated due up that's what happened in Italy it may help lead. I don't believe how would you lose four million.

I don't I'll just tell you what I remember here what it was reported back in the summertime when that happens we can watch the sports shows they still refer almost socialists think golf it's just going to back does Jerry do the same.

Doctor that the Patriots sign guys -- Milledge is signed whoever. Not sale probably had answers for him some new -- comes in he gets a Jersey slapped his name on the next day yeah but nobody buys that your. So what you bite you tell me that they wouldn't make ten times that if they -- itself Ochoa cinco they would.

I don't know I -- try to do it now what happened where it's a it's a -- I don't wanted to utopian day. You see that name.

We're gonna service industry and now my avenue customer that I -- to see a couple of years ago I walked in the building. His name was Richard Ryder RYDER. A didn't dawn on me at first. So the guy comes up between excused himself to put that at any -- tied Dick Ryder -- you Dillon and I expect couldn't help -- last. If we got around Stewart.

Randy for hope -- you tour with a guy from Greece is -- Constantine. Lingus he'd prefer to be called Connie. Absolutely true -- And -- Jerry says a friend taught first grade in Rockford Illinois had a female student named no kidding eight BC DE pronounced adversity. Nixon wrote a --

They got they don't. I doubt my cousin she moved to Kansas -- that was nice guy critical -- last name -- why -- pick ON BI CK. On and yeah -- building -- like no quilt that that's a terrible name is Robert J. D. Drew an artist on direct entry exit but. Pretty bad news -- have been injured a lot and a.

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Get going I. Gotta get stressed out and I'd take a sales call our county Massachusetts. In the guy's name was Jack would. Oh. That's I was kind of like having hot day but I -- at -- we out got a pretty good -- well I got.

So that's up -- Jack would. -- eleventh -- Leo minster.

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This one of those in -- we will read about those early that it it's fairly popular form of child abuse. And around the country -- the head. That is just insane. Johnson don't be allowed to do that yeah.

I. I don't know that. It's how does surgical technician in New Orleans then. A lot of times these people can have got to -- medical folks but people have kind of large families. Aren't terribly well educated and get. -- at the medical -- like. Outlook respect people watching it became Bridgeport are you're reading. Our ability stern. Actually -- LaMont Angelo and it Bartolo.

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Schmidt whose name is she might hit my. That's. He's going to especially the guys violence style -- well then why don't like you just sit there one that's calmly style idea you know like you sit around them and you say call me big -- and I thought I thought this guy had to go to court right yet to -- papal Julia thought about it. Plot about rival whose family -- what I'm going to do stupid mother father -- to sign his name is Greg he changed his style is entities are -- on route three derived.

I've got a good April. Hardware industry we had to consult agreement try to sell something. It was a business card said Richard. --

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But that's. Brady looked good. -- Pretty I don't know how to pass he threw two abysmal. Was -- him credit for showing up who Phnom whose team yeah. His violent that he's going to do stupid name. Do you think he's neglecting his duties. And all these college and every weekend and should be on the sideline picture -- and Matt Albers and I guess on the men's -- duty. He would be a distraction it would be by all accounts he's texts and call and helping you know on the in private. He's not among the limit should not be mentality and distracting everyone's you know what the -- pre -- him he went to a game. He -- Cameron -- and kill him. Buick to feel okay exactly in this -- who to do now is he limping as he -- and he lost weight you know is Giselle. I think he passed the -- an obvious -- at Portland while -- over the names and don't forget the best don't beside.

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