Frank Caliendo

I -- any -- the show I'm a little while those homer Loney and Steve Buckley -- gave you the bad news about James Posey he's off to New Orleans. Four years -- That was the problem length of contract obviously they -- you know more money and -- one. We'll get into that story movement there was times have you in his office and actually and it -- yeah. I don't know like ourselves you know if the Dodgers at times what you -- you know Picayune exactly. I joining us live in the studio is very funny guy who is a lot of different -- be a lot of different. Packages can hide out you know things aren't going well with this personality does move on these. Frank Caliendo is joining us live from fox and frank TV mad TV and he says appearing. Doing stand up tomorrow night Hampton beach casino double him up at New Hampshire the social music circus and on Friday. Ability to -- on Saturday it's.

Yeah and you know the thing if you wanted to have the different personnel that you have to walk through the airport with the board and -- Obnoxious. You know lot do you divide the audio you again I'd make people doing what -- that those eight years ago when you know after welcomes you. Give them let's open it picked it -- and who has met a guy -- Still do that.

You know I didn't keep him you know there are times reflect that he why would cater to commitments happens like brought on -- The thing about -- with. He's he's -- the greatest player that's ever played do you might forget about the world Galaxy immediately. Doesn't matter. In the Packers don't want to get are brought up but you even hear that you keep our farm orient if you -- from a team. Don't play for one. Let him play for all. Good in every game that far rotation the rotate rotate and so packers' opponent but at some games he plays quarterback the ball to have a I think about your trade but far. And that is completely like when -- Kim in Europe Aramis in the Alley or mystery playing football. The Q the best Kevin in the and they backed act like -- you get the study course -- competitive at bat. By rotate around him. At least know what McNamee. But it was -- again of that could retire. And come back in the would never missed -- game on the -- Greta what a news Lieberman retirement. Make people don't know that they were going to shut down league -- girls they know. 'cause ago Brett -- real quietly out of the -- Wednesday. The -- the nationals but they they would have to change the name from the National Football League to -- farm. You're from Milwaukee get caught up with all the souls for a plus.

God I'm not so much you mean I. I live in Phoenix that we were shoot TV show from last two months and it was miss event -- of the all star game flying. Again here and I woke -- so yeah hit hit hit it -- you know my kids all that is one as the week goes I try and watch sports center and stuff like that you know -- impressions of me that -- no no but President Bush has better as it would anyway. As for LA again again me. Jacket jacket big grad car you know I gotta ask you -- is we -- on the what what I see you on TV do -- the way you look off camera is -- The president always looks like he's seen some person we don't know what is to the side by Helen -- yeah it's like you're in. Accurate and scooby -- if it it. And you're in the picture in the wall. Watched the guys walk by. And there -- millionaire was there an amendment that others nerves or mama Cass. She's there government scoop infield globetrotters of course I Batman -- Step and he went as far as the -- president -- grow watch -- definitely different what you do -- that there how -- not only via the project them individually oppression and you're just like. A normal. Like -- got stung by -- and am allergic reaction and I don't. You without the issue of race got off of that -- commit to drag. -- like Peter hall in there. What to me I. It's like trying to from -- and -- to draw a line across them and -- down that and that's really where the facial expressions happen you know. Clinton is that that look of just him to probably media Redman. George Bush as a little bit look of confused vacation. But I'm.

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That's I think when you first got to with the prices and the voice comes you know really have anything to do. With the with the mannerisms and stuff like that we start of frank TV doing partly. I didn't you know I didn't have the impression Selma I had the voice but I know what to do it hasn't you know which would -- late --

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All of like you the world as far as that sketch and it was before people. You get to meet me like those guys that jerk who thinks he's better than -- like it stands out beaten out -- trying to have fun in an instant it works but the the living with the the -- that we do we -- and stuff that terrible with Jimmy Kimmel brilliant -- he was barbecuing over. Well it was Jimmy -- house and is now he comes over to me as maddening music what do you make him mister men -- on the ground and epic up and campus and muster -- short. I opened up the grill and Emanuel Lewis popped out. I. Becomes Mike it's after the Benny Hill music and he comes up from behind a corner and then he's got that the -- in the sense enemy tackles -- man. In the legend legend is a mental -- And I let him see the stuff in the bus. And I still I think he says some ridiculous things I've missed some of the color you know in a football game or in the baseball game that baseballs -- Hardest things to do in the look at -- Dead and you have to say stuff that's your job. But you have to say things -- that's the -- things over but has the same stuff happens. You just have to assume that different people are watching the job you know. You gonna run and if it -- and sell sentences self destruct.

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The better anywhere. Yeah I could I ask me. You don't imitate people that are well known so you've got to be at the very top horses I mean some there -- odd ones that -- the cyclical and comer like typical. Jeff Goldblum is going to be on nation oh now he's in law and order criminal. And he always does the same thing commits is coming a 100% and and as -- one and two excellent but the fire and you'll. He took it is leaning Indies and he does what your favorite food. I liked Eric would like that very -- mister Kantor called. -- doctor going to achieve an argument better respect him. I'm vegetarian you know there's that is an area that's very outerwear purgatory but that's my point he he's a well known as a I mean you can't get inside that instead but. That is going to be world that you -- so there's there's I don't get just people that -- you know branch on those guys got -- mean do with the area and there's new DISH Network that come. In August and I called Eric as the people get mad at them to worry about. Pete at least trying to fool anybody to -- doing it -- with the parity thing in but some people get -- like cult here because they can't have. You know it's Boston or something on brad show the -- and you know Fox's Terry. Element of having problems in the DISH Network like. Go hand and make the claim that the --

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All night and I like it's understandable if we can and written much I mean we -- callers calling up doing impression and -- is on the line that you can't -- that's funny. Here's here's the thing happening. I was embarrassed. -- Bears all inning. And Albert but the same time does that make them. Do you something you know -- campaign like -- force. To the airport. Plano and all eyes and he -- crossed that I got yet you know anywhere and doing that I get yelled at because if your team wins you -- see more of exactly Atlanta. I would be happy to get ready yeah that and almost won the season ends he had no more valuable. Who we have more than they're they're more -- this year. Are great for. The yet the problems worked and we've -- huge amounts of people tell you should just as -- You know -- about it. Trying to get their team you -- and won it. It's the it's really didn't see -- the -- a lot of my appointment television sad. But -- a lot of rough edge. -- best in the game right now you know why frank may. Be second pitch come and that was added that was before we shot.

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I was wanted there as the baseball players. On the little thing in the corner and island Ali yeah I. Thought it was one that I really like in the little corner with -- network bicycling is three different players and then -- de Niro and Cubs. I like that Gandolfini and this year -- and yet openly that he should teach. But there if you mean that's the -- but he and I did actually called the president and president turner he. On the music -- were turning up. His brace myself that a lot. If you look do you have because -- develop -- care I mean fortunately presidential election knew -- A couple of I -- idea. A couple of Obama yet they're working on this night and it you know -- worked Hillary did you have a Hilary down to work and Hillary now.

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It's one of those things where and is a character that I didn't have students that came in sketches because you have the it to create a more with three he cared and it's ridiculous you can't -- the flat do you know. It does do that you can to stand up of people that the joked what your interacting with them they accumulate a habit. There's something of character there the same thing happen to me with boys I'm watching UN TV doing boys and NIC President Bush is a I -- announced that's what I. It's kind of fig figure out like to see it I think before people some time. And the people who do would like dude that's what we we we want the person and stuff clicks insiders and the few. And a lot of people like that stuff you know like when you break them down. Because and the feeling like my old joke is that you know I. Am among the people. Night in. Frank TV once you know next South Park episode. What's a little ran guys run around silly voices in -- the what are your back on there. The baseball plan. Let me test you'll be promoting I don't know -- I'll let you got caught up into the -- that was -- yeah and actually I think that actually and on at this rate is that it's not good forward. That was good for. But they needed but that is actually good for -- show because we shut the shut down after five Cubs problems show. But week wreck that we fixed a lot of stuff we when effects when when I'm missed the train to go on time. To fix the stuff and we we changed the -- a little bit as to new others guys impressions on the show actors Chris -- John Barr show up much mean. We got a much better -- that is -- talking to me which became I think it gets monotonous eat it works. One or two sketches show Hamlet on the team. Interesting thing they've done extremely well. But then if you seen me all the time only me talking to myself chemistry it's all fields -- and it looks at times there's really work. But at times to leave little flatter and now we we have all the chemistry going in the showed the moment. I.

That would be the criticism -- I would've been one of the things that drove me crazy about it. Because I loved the impressions and you you write bouncing off yourself sometimes after awhile it worked for like 304050 seconds was it goes for a longer period that people starts. And a restaurant alien that -- it and it drove me crazy spread of people from the ground yet it's Alan Alda -- credit yet if you don't want. They weren't funny and you're almost kind of trying to force some down years.

You can see that he'd -- the longer version of it I have them up there for eight minutes. It would be fun for eight minutes of -- okay it would be the it would be the best part show it will be decent but when he cut at two things totally force looking and I. I fought it from the beginning and it was just an idea of some people like except that it did it on the show we did it. And it felt like it was working in the shower actually in my brother to put some stuff on the website we could see the longer drivers. Well I'm actually action asking them questions and action and kind of kind of works it's not. But it it it's a little bit and -- the shout. -- You know just it was the bump in the show and it was just. Wanted to get me and it that here's the thing. If you get me introducing basket. -- likable. And stand there. Been nice injury issues show in -- here's what I'm thinking watch this. That's what it is and we didn't the throwing these little screens where it was always awkwardly while at this point yeah. Right secrets point two monitor. Him he's left -- left -- place and yeah Portland yeah -- Randy print awards in -- mean. But it. Yeah but but yes and now there's a big screen. And I can set up and turn and missed it just happens behind Barry organic and works out we get time to fix that kinda stuff now. And episodes that I think people know it'll pro. We had not shot singles catch for the show yeah. So that's the the year. Pretty optimistic looking I mean that's going to affect your thinking. That we didn't even realize -- and we watch those endless -- and I didn't. Are we like it -- stop -- The probably but the other promised by the got to the show which -- a month later right. William I think we have this there was there was this huge expectation of -- show that felt like it'd been on for two years like you're like. The show now it's finally starting this thing better -- he. Running. At full speed and being great while -- eat it did a decent of the show was decent and that I think better than decent but your expectations were so high ago. Ever hear every -- you know as it with a championship we have enough you know that's that's which lost any.

You -- him with a problem -- and I -- also excellent. We want to watch the shelf right on it shot up front up at OK you've got us. Actually -- let us recognize August and so you gotta little problem it was a it was a good thing to put the problems were almost so.

That it will take that it now than it was hard there for all kinds of awards. You know on the front -- I -- Ryan -- is going to it's. -- up with a macaroni -- is the director premieres and when -- and we believe -- we saw a lot of -- the playoffs but I it's almost a -- all the characters and then we lost to -- he only saw like two of them and pick -- people like I want to -- just lost it she'll love it -- NC -- recently that was because -- we have to watch them except that I.

So he can't. That was one of the things we're trying to figure out at the beginning is all of these problems the Busch ones were obviously being the you know mad and stuff like that album people still think. People on the whole -- with -- all the time. They they let the cannot see the -- line but -- mad TV with nothing to say. Without that happening meant TB they would have me do so many Matt sketches in the season that they'd be like five -- like. Or eight in his in a twenty episodes like well you know it in the Dudek visits because it in anything new form they -- you'd be President Bush or mad Mike. You know if anything good to say I mean when it topical like the Brett -- thing -- listen there's something that makes sense to to go do it appeared. If it is doing it -- do it it is coming in is wasting can't even though but they -- let me do all this other stuff did you. In this -- episode run I think we do maybe two or three mad basket is ten episodes you wonder -- has yet. But let's get feedback from people look like this is what we want to see the most in yet that you have to get to judge -- you know what you want to do that but you also don't want you know -- completely alienated the same time -- Same thing happened with -- problem as the alienate some people but over time people. You know people team people start to forget I -- during the Tampa -- games this year and I don't yet but the they -- that thing was that day unity.

You lie I had it was terribly at him with Terrell I guess I don't want forty I'm looking analyst here and of course they. People what was the Internet you know and no -- list and that got all the different voices you do an editorial on -- this is Rosie O'Donnell is that's what happens is that like -- right so what happens is -- which is -- and I mean. You make to see. This is economics.

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