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Program for your era. -- tonight you know what if things -- when it's Red Sox. Great pitching that subsequent in his office zero it's a sixth inning bottom of the sixth. As going to be -- probably for will be goes by the way I'd agree look at him say -- again it's about 57. He's with the program it's 61. John McCadam baseball's various cities he's taller than 559 birdies. He's not 61 at 510 but she's -- she's -- finalist. Mr. your -- year. When you can -- country millions maybe he has Royals passport -- expert at mile to wander into the locker go back to back. One out only six feet in the maybe. You've seen in person. But it's worth it now mean he's he came back to poll last year commitment to raise money for Children's Hospital. He just looked to me I'm 59 smaller Timmy. I always say hat and a half. I'm sick kids go to Florida and three quarters so I'm 59 and Robert Harris was seven feet one half pitch where -- what you. Things apartment yes round there pitcher by them by them because that's probably true. And it's Demeco big big difference. Yeah happened somewhere else might. You know again -- each -- The telephone number 61 Lugo strikes -- of course. It's his game there's just. Lugo maybe the biggest boss advocate to 37 last year. What's this year to 75 but that's an empty -- at 271 lead void. Of power. You know you can't steal first series not stealing bases at the doubles thirteen doubles. One home run in his first game. Terrible I'm not dis respecting his I think he tries art. Entering the game twos 75 Holmgren eighteen or eighteen -- twelve doubles twelve doubles so were almost halfway done. Nine stolen bases has been cut three times. He struck and he said he added 42 strikeouts got -- and in the sixteen errors well that first of four -- It you have to talk about you know the -- fans. That history showing showing Randy Johnson's talk about the -- pitch -- hit the bird and was in spring training march 30 the of one. Remembered just had the misfortune of flying into the strike zone it was David the strike zone though was way outside and it was pulled. Gone Pomona native finding head they grieve went ahead of that -- It just disappeared disintegrated at. I was like it was blown up by dynamite I pick and find the beat this terrible -- you know birdies and Armenia's burden of that and kill the bird. I think I might kill the bird my car owners drive one time. Going along pretty good move back -- price 45 mongers feed them -- pregnant you know sixty at night Renault -- in the morning. And also to Byrd lived in front of me -- to pick up a warmer somethin' and started take off and it hurt a slap in the grow in my car. And had a bad luck and spun out to the side of the car at the I'm just assuming that -- I don't know but I'm assuming a bird but I don't kill in any any animal planet I think -- that monkey he died but. That'd kill them too so you know want to Bruno about it clear conscience and -- some news. -- Sports radio and fifteen W if you don't.

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and Chicago been diving on people dive bombing them cyclist pedestrians. It's a fiercely territorial behavior of the male red wing blackbirds. Series -- his way to being being chased for 200 yards and hopefully people complain. Police generally -- completed posters shoot that thing. Ever Everett hit -- you know -- I picked up -- told this story about a starling. -- was Marlins. It was in right in my yard and it about what goes that is all walked around neighborhood you know owner of the injured bird you know. Look at adamant that all the right bases packed my lip -- stitches and establish. You know let it conflicted.

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63 for the birds. It is in Augusta Georgia there's this woman she's killing over husband's she's just she's. Call her husband's yes she's gets -- Betty Johnson knew mars shown -- booking in this picture look in his Newmark new -- She was -- Tuesday June 10. It took years but authorities have charged the 76 year old with hiring hit -- Investigators think she may have also killed her four other husbands four other states. -- she's a serial killer switches to grandma series. -- this -- residents of they've got neighborhood have said to -- unwanted -- after a three foot alligator turned up. He needs a parked car I.

That's definitely reptiles raptor rehabilitation picked up a sixty pound alligator Monday. It is illegal owned in Massachusetts I don't not indigenous to this part of the country right there Florida swamp type there you know it.

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We -- koala here. Parties believe that the mild mannered four year old skater might be used Wally. So it's illegal in Massachusetts now -- Why it is argued not -- know what is legal would kill me extra at all right now let. What's going to put an alligator that meter race car last night Susan she is. Forty dollar ticket.

Q are there -- I was -- time -- was in the cart before she got that ticket out but it residential right. That's what she says but there was no sign of front of me -- notice I'm behind me hit she's she says. Oh wait yes a lot of people comment to me over the weekend about our conversation about -- crux. About what pink crux of issues -- complete eight of us. So on February rocks one not a Diamondbacks progress Chris Young doubles. If it wasn't doing the music and watch this. Plus I'm helping you out. -- watch this game was good news this Walter Cronkite did that. Peter Jennings and it.

court that she didn't go to the news -- Huntley Brinkley did do that. Speaking a crock a baby crocodiles actually start chatting to one another. And to their mothers just before they hatch you know us. Perhaps they're signalling that it's time to be born French researchers reported on Monday. French restore that what I would French -- went and other places. You're in France no crocodiles and to researched them you know like I -- think researcher here in America it's stupid. Sosa ranked Caribbean Islanders the -- make -- sound great catcher and -- change very. -- According Emery urge me. And new crest at pebble. Of the universe that is huge on most days that. You know mothers react strongly to the playback of rehashing calls most of them by digging in the sand and other -- of me. Crazy crazy world we live in the world reptiles lot of reptiles move on tonight's news not much else going on there. Josh Beckett down one nothing in the us with us to live look at for a -- because they got second and third with one out. Here in the seventh inning let's listen in on the game.

He sets he pitches. -- ground all the first runner trying to score -- Hamas. Now we have to go back in tagged the runner in front of first base to get the out. Play goes first baseman unassisted. But another run scores and Moss making his Major League debut at first base fumbled. And it cost the Red Sox.

Yeah I did and no reason it's not youkilis as he got hurt during the -- inning warm ups. But it where they throw the ball -- on the field and someone who made it was low low. Oh lol did you sort of played -- be one of first suspect if they would throw -- ball is it warm ups. If bounces -- he -- one in the face yeah right and it TI looks like he got punched in the face a black guy so now. Youkilis comes out of the game and they put Brandon Moss making his Major League debut at first base and a ground ball to first base -- right about. Enough to doubt well should add it all up -- In the -- ever heard of that before getting hurt through warm ups really you know -- weirdest things ever witnessed in my life as watching Washington senator. Red Sox game at 65. -- 64 I think it was 65 member Don Zimmer. Was the runner at first base for the -- senators in reserve in reject. And -- it was a really watch -- they stopped the play they ran out he's he's in between first second base. Laying there he passed out. It is getting hit by a day -- just passed out between first second base hit that late in his hot. I don't know may have but it took off the field the structure remembered -- They replaced him like. You know in the game. Just know I never got an explanation as to what happened to still this day to this day I don't know what happened you know -- quality America now he doesn't talk to me some beliefs does like. What a weird injuries to Chipper Jones hurt his -- in batting practice last week when he. When he -- a -- to pitch at bat breaks it up that -- it is you know. You know there's also bizarre days in depth and remember Russ Nixon's catch of the Red Sox and Arnold early was -- it was Arnold early was Armando. For the Red Sox left hander knew there was a call he's arguing with the umpire or catcher. And in the pitcher turned around walked back to the mound before -- the ball and Nixon did it look he threw the ball back hit a minute pitching elbow. If a pitcher has back to the -- he's walking away up the hill off the mound he threw the ball back hits Arnold early in the pitching elbow he couldn't pitch anymore. As a -- thrown a ball back to. We're name to -- world because you can Google Arnold early it's like 64. Six -- 77798588525850 Red Sox down two nothing will get to a report on that from John writer and he's got the flash and comers fact that I'm Mikey show